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Chapter companions for Poetry by James McIntyre.
Chapter 1
Prologue to South Ontario Sketches
The poet introduces a collection of verses celebrating the local landscapes, lakes, rivers, and communities of South Ontario, urging readers to appreciate the beauty and charm of their own home region rather than seeking distant wonders.
Chapter 2
Reminiscences
The chapter recounts the laying of the cornerstone of the Brock monument at Queenston Heights and the final interment of General Brock, who fell at the Battle of Queenston on October 13, 1812. It describes the outrage over the destruction of the original tower by a vandal, the gathering of veterans and Indigenous braves to honor Brock, and the solemn funeral procession. The poem concludes with a hope for enduring peace between English-speaking nations.
Chapter 3
Birth of Canada as a Nation
This chapter celebrates the birth of Canada as a nation on July 1, 1867, during the visit of delegates from the Lower Provinces to negotiate confederation. It personifies Canada as Britannia's noble daughter, surrounded by lakes and seas, and describes the festive atmosphere as the provinces unite to form a vast empire from the Atlantic to the Pacific.
Chapter 4
Welcome to the Prince of Wales
A poetic welcome to the Prince of Wales as he embarks for Canada in May 1860, celebrating the maple tree, the industrious farmer, and the warm reception awaiting him across the land.
Chapter 5
Lament of the Maple Tree
The narrator falls asleep under a maple tree on a sultry summer afternoon and dreams of the tree's spirit, who laments being over-praised by poets who do not truly understand her. The maple tree expresses grief over her fleeting beauty, the loss of her leaves each fall, and the hackneyed verses written about her. She defends her wood's strength and utility, but begs poets to stop focusing on her leaves.
Chapter 6
Lines on Violets
A short poem celebrating the discovery of violets blooming beneath the snow during a Canadian winter, marveling at their resilience and beauty amidst the cold.
Chapter 7
Patriotic Ode
A patriotic poem written during a period of excitement on the Niagara Frontier, celebrating national unity, loyalty to the Queen, and the collective resolve to defend the Dominion against any threat.
Chapter 8
Fight of a Buffalo with Wolves
A poetic retelling of a buffalo's courageous but ultimately fatal battle against a pack of wolves. The buffalo, separated from his herd, initially scorns the wolves but is gradually overwhelmed by their numbers, fighting valiantly until he is brought down and devoured.
Chapter 9
Disaster to Steamer Victoria at London
A poem recounting the tragic sinking of the overcrowded steamer Victoria on the Thames River in London during a Queen's Birthday celebration, where many lives were lost and the joyful day turned into a sorrowful event in May.
Chapter 10
Fight with a Bear in the Northwest
Two youths from a Hudson Bay Company fort in the Canadian Northwest go ice fishing and hunting, mistaking a bear for a buffalo. After a dangerous skirmish on skates, they return to the fort for a rifle and ultimately kill the bear, taking its skin as a trophy.
Chapter 11
Canadian Sports and Games and Plays
This chapter celebrates the diverse range of Canadian sports, games, and social activities across seasons, from winter sleigh rides and skating to summer baseball and lacrosse, highlighting the communal joy and hardy spirit of Canadian youth.
Chapter 12
Lines on Methodist Union
A poem celebrating the unification of four Methodist churches into one body in September 1883, emphasizing harmony, the end of rivalry, and a shared mission to fight Satan and establish churches in the North West.
Chapter 13
Niagara's Charms and Death of Capt. Webb
This poem describes the majestic power and beauty of Niagara Falls, emphasizing its awe-inspiring natural force and the rainbow-hued mist. It then recounts the tragic fate of Captain Webb, who famously swam the English Channel but perished attempting to dive into the Niagara whirlpool, illustrating nature's dominance over human daring.
Chapter 14
St. Catharines
A poetic tribute to St. Catharines, celebrating its mineral waters, beautiful women, and the transformative impact of the Welland Canal, which brought commerce, shipyards, and water power to the city.
Chapter 15
Lines on Credit Valley Trip
A poetic account of a celebratory train trip along the newly opened Credit Valley Railway, where the narrator and local council members enjoy the scenic rural landscapes, the Grand River, and the view of Lake Ontario, ultimately affirming the Thames River banks as the happiest place.
Chapter 16
Lines on Canadian Hunter
This chapter celebrates the hunting prowess of Daniel Hebner, comparing him to the legendary Daniel Boone and detailing his fearless encounters with wild animals in the Canadian wilderness.
Chapter 17
Hope for Ingersoll
The poem expresses relief and optimism as a heavy financial burden (ten thousand pounds) lifts from Ingersoll, with railroad bonds now secure and the community encouraged to thank their Council and Mayor.
Chapter 18
Canadian Rivers and Lakes
The poet celebrates the beauty of Canadian rivers and lakes, comparing them favorably to the scenic landscapes of Scotland and Ireland, and suggesting that even great poets like Shakespeare, Burns, and Moore would admire them.
Chapter 19
Life in the Woods
This poem celebrates the struggles and triumphs of early settlers who cleared the forests to build farms and communities. It contrasts the wooded lands of the East with the prairie farms of the Northwest, emphasizing the practical blessings of wood for shelter, warmth, and construction.
Chapter 20
The Joys of Prairie Farmers
A poem contrasting the struggles of Ontario farmers clearing wooded land with the ease of prairie farming in the Northwest, celebrating the rapid transformation of wilderness into farmland and cities, while acknowledging Ontario's skill in inventing agricultural implements.
Chapter 21
Nova Scotia
A brief poem addressing Nova Scotia's threat to withdraw from Confederation, expressing frustration and a willingness to let the province leave.
Chapter 22
Port Stanley
A poetic celebration of Port Stanley as a summer resort on Lake Erie, contrasting its dreary winter aspect with the cheerful, lively summer scene where visitors enjoy steamer rides, rowing, quadrille parties, sports, and bathing in the lake.
Chapter 23
Donald Ross
The poem tells the story of Donald Ross, a Scottish highlander forced from his ancestral home by a cruel clearance order. He emigrates to Canada, where he buys land and builds a prosperous farm, and his daughter Flora becomes the flower of Zorra.
Chapter 24
Port Burwell
The narrator recalls a visit to Port Burwell about twenty-five years ago for a concert, where a local horse won a race on the ice. A poem was recited that praised the port's winter activities and the horse's speed.
Chapter 25
Lines on T. D. McGee
The chapter recounts a humorous anecdote from twenty years prior when the poet met T. D. McGee at a Mechanics' Institute dinner. McGee, upon rising from a new chair that stuck to him, wittily compared it to his political seat. The poem then shifts to a somber tribute, lamenting McGee's assassination by a fanatic.
Chapter 26
London Flood
A poetic account of the devastating flood in London, Ontario on July 11, 1883, describing the destruction of homes, infrastructure, and crops, as well as the tragic loss of life, including a mother's desperate attempt to save her infant and a family losing three members.
Chapter 27
London West
The chapter contrasts the gentle Thames in Ingersoll with the dangerous, polluted river in London West, reflecting on personal experience with flood damage and advocating for stronger embankments and dams to control flooding and improve the river's utility and appearance.
Chapter 28
Lines on Stratford
The poem celebrates the Canadian town of Stratford, Ontario, drawing parallels to Shakespeare's birthplace and naming its wards after his plays, while also highlighting its role as a railway hub that provides employment and prosperity.
Chapter 29
English Names on Canadian Thames
The poem celebrates how English and Scottish place names adorn the Canadian Thames region, describing towns, rivers, and landmarks while weaving in historical references such as Tecumseh's death and the Battle of the Thames. It traces the river's journey from its tributaries to its merging with the St. Lawrence and the ocean.
Chapter 30
Lines on Beachville
A poetic tribute to the village of Beachville, celebrating its scenic landscape along the Thames River, its lime kilns, quarries, and industrial potential with mills for flour and flax.
Chapter 31
Lines on Ingersoll
The poem celebrates the town of Ingersoll, highlighting its founding by ex-Mayor Thomas Brown, its industrial and agricultural prosperity driven by waterways and mills, and its reputation for fine pianos and dairy production.
Chapter 32
Lines on Woodstock
This poem draws a parallel between the English Woodstock and the Canadian town of the same name, celebrating the latter's prosperity, scenic beauty, and industrial and educational advancements while contrasting its modern character with the historical romance of its namesake.
Chapter 33
Lines on Embro and Zorra
This chapter describes the settlement of Scottish emigrants from Sutherland and Ross in the townships of Embro and Zorra, Ontario. It celebrates their journey across the Atlantic, their establishment of farms and a village along the middle branch of the Thames River, and the construction of flour mills, drawing a parallel between the hilltop village of Embro and Edinburgh (Edina Town).
Chapter 34
Lines on Salford
A poem celebrating the village of Salford, its dairy industry, and agricultural prosperity, honoring Father Ranney's pioneering cheese-making enterprise and the successful harvests of the region.
Chapter 35
Lines on Thamesford
A poetic tribute to the village of Thamesford, celebrating its natural beauty, industrial progress, and religious architecture, delivered at a Masonic concert.
Chapter 36
Farrington, 1866, Factory System
The poem celebrates the introduction of the factory system for cheese-making in Farrington, which brought prosperity to local farmers. It credits the move of a man from Herkimer County to Norwich, and notes how railways spurred growth and industry in the township, now famous for its fruit.
Chapter 37
Lines on Tilsonburg
A poetic tribute to Tilsonburg, praising its water power, scenic lakes, fine roadway, and modern amenities like water works and a famous silo.
Chapter 38
Lines on Mt. Elgin
A poem delivered at the opening of an Odd Fellows' Lodge in Dereham, celebrating the pioneer settlers who cleared the forests and transformed the land into fertile farms, and expressing hope that the lodge will foster friendship, love, and truth among its members.
Chapter 39
Corner Stone Laying
A poem read at a festival celebrating the laying of a church cornerstone on the Culloden road, invoking Masonic imagery and blessings for the congregation.
Chapter 40
A Civic Holiday Trip
A poem describing a civic holiday excursion from Ingersoll to Toronto on the Grand Trunk Railway in August 1882, including a tribute to Mr. Hodge, conductor of the Caledonian games, and a visit to see a presentation to a Scottish son.
Chapter 41
Robert Fleming Gourley
A biographical sketch of Robert Fleming Gourley, a Scottish graduate of St. Andrews University who was exiled from Canada and became a champion of popular rights in England. The chapter recounts his confrontation with Lord Brougham, his return to Canada to seek political office in Oxford, and his unsuccessful bid for a seat in the Canadian parliament.
Chapter 42
Odd Fellowship in Woodstock
Impromptu lines delivered at the opening of Maple Leaf Encampment in Woodstock in 1883, celebrating the founding of the lodge from the Olive Branch and extolling its virtues of friendship, love, truth, and charity toward widows, orphans, and distressed travelers.
Chapter 43
Odd Fellowship Lines Read at Concert
A poem delivered at an Odd Fellows concert in Ingersoll in December 1883, celebrating the principles of unity, mutual aid, and brotherhood among members, using the metaphor of five fingers forming a fist to illustrate strength in solidarity.
Chapter 44
London Children
The chapter celebrates the charm and talent of children from London, expressing admiration for their joyful presence and a hope that they be spared from hardship and flourish like roses.
Chapter 45
Caledonian Games
The chapter describes the Caledonian Games held in May 1884, featuring athletic contests on a grassy amphitheater, Highland dancing by children from London, and a concert where young performers Blanch and Maud are applauded.
Chapter 46
Victoria Park and Caledonian Games
A poem celebrating the naming of Victoria Park on Queen's Birthday in 1881, performed by Mayor Thomas Brown, and inviting all to enjoy Scottish games and festivities along the Canadian Thames.
Chapter 47
The Great Fire of Ingersoll
A poem describing a devastating fire in Ingersoll on a May evening in 1872, which destroyed an ancient barn and surrounding wooden buildings, causing widespread woe. The poet expresses hope that the town's enterprise will lead to a nobler rebuilding, and notes the availability of water from the river and creek to prevent future fires.
Chapter 48
Our Firemen
A poem delivered at a Firemen's Soirée celebrating the bravery and dedication of the fire brigade, highlighting their swift response to fires led by Captain Vance and the competitive spirit among the hand engine crews.
Chapter 49
St. Thomas
The poem celebrates St. Thomas as a thriving railway hub and industrial center, highlighting the convenience of modern rail travel compared to the rough stage roads of the past. It also touches on local pride and the appeal of educated women from Alma College.
Chapter 50
Masonic Lines Read at a Banquet
A poetic tribute to Masonic tradition, celebrating the foundational figures of King Solomon, King Hiram, and Saint John, and emphasizing the values of craftsmanship, brotherly love, and moral integrity in building both physical and spiritual structures.
Chapter 51
Oxford Cheese Ode
A poetic celebration of Oxford County's booming cheese industry, describing how Canadian cheesemaking has transformed the land from barren to bountiful, culminating in the creation of a massive eight-thousand-pound cheese that was shipped triumphantly across the seas.
Chapter 52
Lines on a Fountain
A poetic celebration of natural springs and fountains, emphasizing the purity and life-giving qualities of cold water as it flows from mountain sources, contrasting the untouched wilderness with distant exotic lands, and portraying the spring as a heavenly vision for the thirsty traveler.
Chapter 53
A Concert Invitation
A short poem serving as an invitation to an Oddfellow's concert, promoting it as a place of happiness and also advertising cheap furniture from McIntyre.
Chapter 54
Thomas Campbell
This chapter celebrates the prosperity and comfort of farm life, emphasizing the rewards of hard work through bountiful crops and snug, well-built homes that protect against the elements.
Chapter 55
Thomas Campbell
This chapter celebrates the prosperity and comfort of farm life, emphasizing the rewards of hard work through bountiful crops and snug, well-built homes that protect against the elements.
Chapter 56
Poetry
The chapter celebrates poetry as a divine and natural force, comparing it to stars, sunbeams, and the graceful motion of birds and ships. It argues that poetry elevates common themes, brings comfort amid life's struggles, and is a duty of poets to sing of worth and beauty.
Chapter 57
Lines on Col. Wonham
A brief poem recounting Colonel Wonham's military mobilization, as he leads his men from Ingersoll through Woodstock to Windsor, preparing for conflict near the American border.
Chapter 58
Opening Ode
The chapter presents an ode delivered at an Odd Fellows' concert, dispelling myths about the order's mysterious practices and emphasizing the warmth of community gatherings, friendly deeds, and charitable support for brothers in distress and widows.
Chapter 59
Adventure on a Raft
A man from Ingersoll experiences a harrowing adventure while rafting down a river. Despite warnings, the captain ignores the danger, and the raft is wrecked, leaving the man adrift alone on the open sea. After losing consciousness, he is spotted by an old man on Prince Edward's shore who rescues him and revives him with warmth. Though saved, further misfortunes await him, but he endures them with resilience.
Chapter 60
Canada Our Home
A poetic response delivered at a banquet of the Caledonian Society in Ingersoll, celebrating the beauty of Canada and invoking the song of the skylark.
Chapter 61
Mrs. Moody
This chapter celebrates the life and literary contributions of Mrs. Moody, a Canadian author and sister of Agnes Strickland. It highlights her vigorous support for Canada, her experiences as a pioneer in the bush, and her role in documenting early settler life, including her work 'Roughing it in the Bush.' The chapter also mentions her sister Mrs. Traill, who at 87 continues writing about Canadian wildflowers.
Chapter 62
Lines Addressed to an Old Bachelor
A poetic appeal to Jonathan Wingle, urging him to abandon his solitary bachelorhood for the joys of marriage and family life, contrasting the cold of winter with the warmth of love and domestic happiness.
Chapter 63
Brantford
The chapter celebrates the city of Brantford, named after the Mohawk Chief Joseph Brant, and reflects on the correction of historical narratives about Brant's alleged cruelties. It highlights the city's pride in its namesake and the monument erected in his honor, while also touching on the Grand River and other notable Indigenous figures like Tecumseh.
Chapter 64
The Power of Steam
This chapter celebrates the transformative power of steam technology, personifying a steam engine as a tireless and efficient 'steam horse' that replaces traditional animal labor with industrial might.
Chapter 65
Lines on Thorold
The poem celebrates the scenic beauty of Thorold, Ontario, highlighting its mills, hills, and panoramic views of Lake Ontario, St. Catharines, Toronto Bay, Niagara, and nearby towns. It praises the region's agricultural bounty, including grapes and peaches, and quotes tragedian McCready's claim that Thorold offers the finest view in America.
Chapter 66
Musings on the Northwest
A poetic vision of the future development of the Canadian Northwest, imagining domestic cattle replacing buffalo, cities rising on former Indigenous lands, and Winnipeg becoming the Dominion's capital. The author foresees a 'Greater Britain' with Ontario as its industrial heartland, and predicts that great poets like Burns, Moore, Shakespeare, and Milton will arise to celebrate the region's vast landscapes and resources.
Chapter 67
Crimean War
The chapter celebrates Britain's military prowess in the Crimean War, contrasting initial doubts about the British Lion's land capabilities with its triumphant charge up the Alma heights and eventual victory at Sebastopol.
Chapter 68
A Christmas Tree
The poem celebrates a Christmas tree gathering for children, expressing gratitude to Santa Claus and teachers for gifts, and praises the local school, community unity, and the village of Thamesford's progress.
Chapter 69
Dr. Springer
A farewell poem presented to Dr. Springer upon his departure from Ingersoll to California, expressing the community's regret and best wishes, and commemorating his long membership in the Samaritan Lodge.
Chapter 70
Lines on A. B.
A humorous poem recalling a banquet given by the Odd Fellows in London nearly thirty years ago, where a brother aggressively asks the speaker about the whereabouts of Brother Abel, and the speaker deflects with a playful biblical reference.
Chapter 71
Burns and Scott in Edinburgh
The chapter recounts a meeting in Edinburgh between Robert Burns and a young Walter Scott, where Scott identifies the author of a poem about Canadian snow, leading to a memorable moment between Scotland's greatest poets.
Chapter 72
Galt and Dunlop
This chapter celebrates the partnership of John Galt and Doctor Dunlop in planning and founding several towns in Ontario, including Guelph, Stratford, and Goderich, highlighting their vision and the distinctive radial street layout of Guelph.
Chapter 73
Agricultural Implements and Machinery
This poem reflects on the transformation of agricultural labor through mechanization, lamenting the displacement of hand tools like the flail, sickle, and scythe by machines such as the cultivator, mower, reaper, and binder. It notes the economic benefits for farmers but also the loss of manual work, drawing a parallel between the old war chariot and the modern reaper that cuts down sheaves of grain.
Chapter 74
Snake and Potato Bug
A humorous poem about a copper-headed snake in a glass jar in an Ingersoll grocery store, with a potato bug clinging to its head to avoid drowning, illustrating a curious and gentle coexistence.
Chapter 75
A Rabbit Story
At a social gathering a quarter century ago, a member from a distance was asked to tell his Rabbit story. The narrator later versified the tale: Mr. Romley told how rabbits of various colors played around his door, but cats caught most of them. One big black rabbit survived by diving underground until the owner shot it for fat. When the police heard the gun, he ran in a rage but calmed after receiving a quarter of the rabbit.
Chapter 76
Let Her Go
A brief poem in which a child pleads with their mother to be allowed to go to McIntyre's to buy a sofa.
Chapter 77
An Autograph
The poet writes lines for a young lady's mental album, noting with amusement that several respondents named 'McIntyre' as their favorite poet, likely in jest. He hopes to inspire a loftier view of his poetic power in the future. The verses reflect on the album as a collection of minds, mixing earnestness and humor, and conclude with a self-deprecating nod to his residence in Ingersoll.
Chapter 78
Lines on a Typewriter
The poet responds to a letter written with a typewriter, defending the traditional quill pen as superior for writing prose and verse, and cautioning against abandoning the old ways.
Chapter 79
Impromptu
A brief poem in which the speaker comments on a young girl's scar from being struck by a stick of wood, praising the value of wood while condemning the rudeness of the accident that angered him.
Chapter 80
Little Lake
A sonnet recounting a pleasant memory of being rescued by a charming young woman who rowed the speaker across a small lake in Northern Ontario, lifting him from despair.
Chapter 81
Advice to a Little Girl
A didactic poem written for a Sunday School recitation, offering moral guidance to a young girl on virtue, bravery, domestic skills, and the importance of doing right despite public opinion. The piece is endorsed by Professor J. S. Blackie and Sir Daniel Wilson for its educational value.
Chapter 82
A Crooked Looking Glass
A short poem warning of the dangerous effects of seeing oneself in a crooked looking glass, featuring a maiden who cries out in horror and demands the true glass she bought from McIntyre.
Chapter 83
A Providential Escape
A dramatic account of the near-drowning and miraculous rescue of young Neil McKay McLeod, who was swept through a covered raceway under ice and buildings, and his sister Ruby, who was rescued from icy water. The poem celebrates their survival as an act of divine providence.
Chapter 84
The Cheese Pioneer
A brief poetic tribute to Rannie, the cheese pioneer, who started with just two cows and now possesses mighty herds, celebrating his success and usefulness to the community.
Chapter 85
A Bird's Nest
An old man protects a nest of young birds from youths who wish to shoot them for food. The birds eventually grow and fly away to a broader field, with a wish that they may never face harm.
Chapter 86
Lines on Removal
A poem announcing James McIntyre's return to his old location with a new stock of furniture, emphasizing the quality and affordability of his goods, particularly his easy chairs, and directing customers to his warehouse near the brick bridge.
Chapter 87
Departed Statesmen
A poetic tribute to deceased Canadian statesmen, including Joseph Howe, D'Arcy McGee, George Cartier, John Sandfield, and George Brown, with a concluding glance at the living leaders Sir John A. Macdonald and Blake.
Chapter 88
A Concert—Impromptu
The chapter recounts an impromptu performance at a Methodist Church concert in March 1883, where the author filled in for absent performers. Doctor Gardiner's address about braving severe winter snow drifts inspired a commemorative verse, and the simple, natural music of the White Brothers is praised.
Chapter 89
On White Brothers
A brief poem celebrating the White Brothers' performance, expressing pleasure at the gathered audience's delight in listening to these worthy and charming songsters.
Chapter 90
On Doctor Gardner
A humorous poem celebrating Doctor Gardner's cheerful perseverance through a snowstorm, emphasizing his bravery and refusal to be deterred by harsh winter conditions.
Chapter 91
In Memoriam
A memorial poem mourning the death of the author's son, Alexander Murray McIntyre, who died on July 5, 1876, after a painful injury in a furniture factory. The poem imagines his deceased mother calling him from heaven on the anniversary of her own death.
Chapter 92
Brodie Castle
A sonnet originally written as an acrostic by Thomas McIntyre of St. Catharines, Ontario, is presented and rendered into common verse by his nephew, James McIntyre. The poem expresses deep nostalgia for Brodie Castle in Nairnshire, Scotland, where the author worked as a shepherd boy at age thirteen. Despite a lifetime spent in Canada, the memory of the estate and its grand avenue remains cherished.
Chapter 93
George Menzies' Poems
The chapter reflects on three Scottish editors and poets in Canada—McQueen, McGeorge, and George Menzies—who have all passed away. It recounts finding a volume of Menzies' poems, which celebrate both Scottish heritage and Canadian landscapes, and notes the poet's brief life marked by grief but endured with bravery.
Chapter 94
Female Revenge
A young woman, angered by a man's boastful intent to steal a kiss, plots a pungent revenge by eating a peck of strong onions to thwart his advances.
Chapter 95
A Canadian Romance
The poem tells the story of John Roe, an English immigrant who comes to Canada with twenty sovereigns, works industriously, and eventually marries Jane, the daughter of his employer Reuben Tripp. Together they clear the land, build a farm, and raise a family, witnessing the transformation of the wilderness into a thriving community with railroads, stone houses, and modern conveniences.
Chapter 96
O for a Lodge
A man expresses a desire to escape the stresses of daily life by retreating to a lodge in the wilderness, but his wife vehemently opposes the idea, accusing him of already spending too much time at lodges and neglecting his home and family.
Chapter 97
Potato Bug Exterminators
A humorous and didactic poem describing the use of peafowl to control potato bug infestations in North Oxford during the summer of 1883, contrasting natural pest control with chemical methods like Paris green.
Chapter 98
Dried Apples
A poem reflecting on the improved process of drying apples using an evaporator at Mt. Elgin, contrasting the old dusty, unsanitary method with the new clean and pleasant technique.
Chapter 99
Wars in Queen Victoria’s Reign
A poetic recounting of military conflicts during Queen Victoria's reign, including the Crimean War, the Second Opium War, the Indian Rebellion, the Abyssinian Expedition, the Ashanti War, the Afghan and Zulu Wars, and the Anglo-Egyptian War, celebrating British victories and the commanders Havelock, Campbell, and Wolseley, while concluding with a wish for lasting peace.
Chapter 100
English Poets
The chapter celebrates English poets, beginning with a tercentenary ode to Shakespeare delivered in Ingersoll in 1864, then surveys Milton, Coleridge, Southey, Wordsworth, Shelley, Byron, Tennyson, Dryden, and Pope, highlighting their works and legacies.
Chapter 101
Tercentenary Ode on Shakespeare
A commemorative ode celebrating the 300th anniversary of Shakespeare's birth, reflecting on his enduring legacy, his iconic characters and plays, and the global and local celebrations held in his honor, including a gathering on the Canadian Thames in Ingersoll.
Chapter 102
Milton
The poem praises John Milton's epic grandeur, comparing his work to a mighty organ and summarizing the themes of Paradise Lost: Satan's fall, the temptation of Eve, and the possibility of redemption.
Chapter 103
Coleridge, Southey and Wordsworth
The chapter celebrates the three Lake Poets—Coleridge, Southey, and Wordsworth—as a trio of literary geniuses born in England, who found inspiration in the natural landscapes of lakes, hills, and streams, with views of the distant Scottish mountains.
Chapter 104
Shelly
A brief poetic tribute to the poet Percy Bysshe Shelley, highlighting his kind nature, tragic fate, and untimely death by drowning and cremation.
Chapter 105
Byron
A poetic tribute to Lord Byron, celebrating his passionate genius, his epic works like 'Childe Harold's Pilgrimage,' his fight for Greek independence, and lamenting his untimely death.
Chapter 106
Tennyson
A poetic tribute to Alfred Lord Tennyson, celebrating his early daring muse, his rejection of nobility in favor of moral goodness, his vivid depictions of England's glory and the Charge of the Light Brigade, and his status as the greatest living poet.
Chapter 107
Dryden and Pope
A brief poetic tribute to the literary genius of John Dryden and Alexander Pope, highlighting Dryden's translation of Virgil and Pope's work on the fate of Troy, celebrating their contributions to English poetry.
Chapter 108
Irish Poets
This chapter celebrates Irish poets and their contributions to literature, focusing on Tom Moore and Oliver Goldsmith, and includes an anecdote about the wit of T. D. McKee.
Chapter 109
Tim Moore
This chapter celebrates the Irish poet Tom Moore, likening his work to mining gold from the soil of Green Isle. It highlights his famous works such as Lala Rookh, his songs of Irish history and heroes like Bryan Borohm, and his enduring fame in Canada and the East.
Chapter 110
T. D. McKee
This chapter recounts an anecdote about the late Honourable T. D. McKee, a great Irish historian, demonstrating his quick wit when a new chair stuck to him as he rose from a supper table. It also references his poem on the St. Lawrence River, in which Cartier describes the mighty river to the King.
Chapter 111
Oliver Goldsmith
The chapter reflects on Oliver Goldsmith's poetic depiction of a once-thriving village now reduced to tillage, lamenting the social decay where wealth accumulates at the expense of the many.
Chapter 112
American Poets
This chapter celebrates a variety of American poets, praising their distinctive styles and contributions. It highlights Longfellow's melodious and moral verses, Poe's enchanting and mysterious works, and others like Lowell, Bryant, Whittier, Saxe, Will Carleton, Millar, Holmes, and Walt Whitman, each recognized for their unique voice and impact on literature.
Chapter 113
Longfellow
This chapter celebrates the poet Longfellow, praising his melodious and sweet poetry. It references several of his major works, including 'Excelsior,' 'Psalm of Life,' 'Hiawatha,' and 'Evangeline,' highlighting themes of love, nature, and moral reflection.
Chapter 114
Poe
This chapter celebrates Edgar Allan Poe as a master of enchantment and mystery, highlighting the musicality of his poem 'The Bells' and the haunting impression of 'The Raven' and his romances on the imagination.
Chapter 115
Lowell
A brief poetic reflection expressing a desire to dwell on the charming themes associated with Lowell.
Chapter 116
Bryant
A brief poetic tribute to the poet Bryant, placing him in the front rank of poets.
Chapter 117
Whittier
A brief poetic tribute to the poet Whittier, contrasting his gentle, charming notes with the search for music in other sources.
Chapter 118
Saxe
A brief poetic tribute to the humor and wit of Saxe, comparing his ability to lift spirits to that of Tom Hood.
Chapter 119
Will Carleton
A brief tribute to poet Will Carleton, praising his farming songs for their manly, homely appeal.
Chapter 120
Millar
A brief tribute to the poet Millar, who now lives in California and serves as Commissioner of Forest Land, celebrating his bold deeds and honored position.
Chapter 121
Holmes
A brief poetic tribute to Holmes, celebrating his learned and pleasing nature as he roams through flowery fields.
Chapter 122
Walt Whitman
A brief poetic tribute to Walt Whitman, acknowledging his unconventional style and his compassionate service to wounded Northern soldiers during the American Civil War.
Chapter 123
Scottish Poets
The chapter celebrates Robert Burns, the Scottish poet, through an ode read at the Centennial Anniversary of Burns in 1859, highlighting his humble origins, his poetic achievements, his celebration of Scottish landscapes and folklore, and his emphasis on manly worth over noble birth. The poem also touches on Burns's personal foibles and calls for unity among Scots in Ingersoll.
Chapter 124
Robert Burns
The author reads an ode at the Centennial Anniversary of Robert Burns in 1859, celebrating Burns' humble origins, his poetic legacy that elevated Scotland's name, his advocacy for manly worth over noble birth, and his affectionate nature, concluding with a call for unity among Scots in Ingersoll.
Chapter 125
Reply to the Toast of Scottish Poets
The speaker responds to a toast honoring Scottish poets, celebrating the contributions of Burns, Scott, Campbell, Tannahill, Hogg, and McKay to Scottish song and literature.
Chapter 126
Lines on South of Scotland
A poetic tribute to the South of Scotland, celebrating its legendary heroes and literary figures such as Wallace, Bruce, Burns, Scott, Tanahill, and the Ettrick Shepherd.
Chapter 127
The Shires on the Moray Frith
This poem celebrates the landscapes, history, and cultural landmarks of the shires surrounding the Moray Frith in Scotland, including Strathspey, Elgin, Forres, Nairn, Inverness, and Cromarty. It references ancient ruins, legendary figures like Macbeth and King Duncan, the Battle of Culloden, and modern innovations such as steam plowing, blending pride in heritage with observations on progress and loss.
Chapter 128
Lines Read at St. Andrew's Anniversary
A clipping from an old Ingersoll paper describes the celebration of St. Andrew's Anniversary on November 30, 1868, with a dinner at Mr. Douglass' Hotel. After the meal, Mr. McIntyre chaired the event and recited an original poem praising Scotland's landscapes, traditions, and domestic life.
Chapter 129
Lines on the North of Scotland
A poetic tribute to Scotsmen gathered in Embro, celebrating their diverse origins from across the Scottish Highlands and islands, their honor, learning, and physical prowess.
Chapter 130
Prince Charlie's Grandsons
The chapter recalls a fair at Cawdor Castle in 1843, where the author observed two men in Highland garb claiming descent from Prince Charlie. They were respected locals who built a wicker hermitage. The narrative contrasts their influence with the later royal visit of Queen Victoria to Balmoral, which won the hearts of the Highlanders.
Chapter 131
Scottish Names in Oxford County
The chapter celebrates the Scottish heritage of Oxford County by listing prominent Scottish surnames and their origins, emphasizing the lasting influence of Scottish settlers in the region.
Chapter 132
Facts About Cheese
A short poem encouraging dairymen during a period of low cheese prices, suggesting that prices will soon rise and that the abundance of milk and cream is a sign of prosperity.
Chapter 133
Fairy Tale
The poem describes John McCrae, a humble crofter in Skye who lives contentedly with his wife Mary, believing in fairies and old traditions. Mary's nightly rituals attract fairies who help with churning, but neighbors grow jealous. John encounters the fairy queen, who requests softer cakes, leading Mary to bake tiny griddle cakes that disappear each morning, though skeptics claim mice are responsible.
Chapter 134
St. Andrew
A poem read at an anniversary celebration honoring St. Andrew, the patron saint of Scotland, reflecting on his humble origins as a fisherman and his religious significance. It connects Scottish heritage to Canadian identity, emphasizing pride in both the old country and the new land, where settlers can own and enjoy prairie farms.
Chapter 135
Halloween
A nostalgic poem recounting traditional Halloween customs from the old world, such as nut-burning, kale-pulling, and apple-ducking, and contrasting them with the present. It references Queen Victoria celebrating Halloween at Balmoral Castle and criticizes Highland landlords for clearing land of people for deer, while celebrating the Canadian opportunity for land ownership.
Chapter 136
Lorne and Louise
A poem celebrating the arrival of Governor Lorne and Princess Louise in Canada, highlighting their royal lineage, the union of the Campbell and Stewart lines, and the joy they bring to the community, including a local anecdote about the first white child born in the area being presented to Governor Lorne.
Chapter 137
Elf Shot
A young Highlander, raised on tales of fairies and warlocks, rides to town on an errand for his mother. Terrified by supernatural fears, he is startled by a gunshot and believes he has been fatally wounded. Upon returning home, his father discovers that the 'blood' is actually from a burst yeast bottle he had been carrying.
Chapter 138
Gordon Cumming—The Lion Hunter
The narrator recounts a conversation with an old sea captain who doubted the existence of Gordon Cumming, the Lion Hunter. The narrator defends Cumming's authenticity, describing his personal encounters with him in the woods of Aylter, his royal lineage, his physical prowess in subduing a prize fighter during an election, and his connections to notable figures like Hugh Millar and Livingstone. The chapter also details Cumming's post-return exhibitions in Britain and Ireland, and how Barnum later acquired his trophies for his museum.
Chapter 139
Book Agent Story
A humorous American yarn in verse about a man named Brown who is tricked into buying a costly book of martyrs by a clever agent, who then sells another copy to Brown's wife, leading to comedic frustration and a third copy being acquired through a neighbor.
Chapter 140
Harvest Home Festivals
A poetic celebration of a Harvest Home festival in September 1884, describing the joys of summer, the beauty of nature, and the communal feast. The scene includes an Episcopal Harvest Home dinner under a triumphal arch decorated with Union Jack, sheaves, pumpkins, and corn, followed by a bonfire and lanterns at night.
Chapter 141
Episcopal Harvest Home
A festive harvest celebration is depicted, featuring a dinner march through a decorated arch, seasonal produce, and evening bonfire and lanterns.
Chapter 142
Father Ranney, the Cheese Pioneer
A poetic ode celebrating Father Ranney as the pioneering cheesemaker in Dereham, Ontario, who introduced cheese production from cow's milk, won prizes at provincial shows, and inspired neighboring dairymen. The poem highlights the growth of the dairy industry, the prosperity it brought to farmers and their families, and the central role of Ingersoll as a cheese market.
Chapter 143
Hints to Cheese Makers
This chapter offers practical advice to cheese makers on the importance of quality, cleanliness, and attention to detail in cheese production. It also highlights the economic benefit of using whey to fatten pigs, emphasizing the interconnectedness of dairy farming and pork production.
Chapter 144
Ode on the Mammoth Cheese
A whimsical ode celebrating a giant cheese weighing over 7,000 pounds, describing its journey to the Provincial show in Toronto and its potential exhibition at the Paris world's fair, with playful warnings about youthful admirers.
Chapter 145
McIntyre Has a Few Rows
A brief poem noting that McIntyre has several rows of the latest style of bureaus.
Chapter 146
Canadian Thames
The poem celebrates the Canadian Thames River valley and the town of Woodstock around 1860, contrasting its modest past with its growth into a fine town. It references the Birchall murder case of 1890 and playfully compares Canadian place names to their English counterparts, ending with the river's flow into Lake St. Clair.
Chapter 147
The People All Say and Declare It Is True
A short verse extolling the quality of McIntyre's glue, claiming it is the best for making furniture, as affirmed by popular opinion.
Chapter 148
Lines on Gunn
A poetic address to Mr. Gunn upon his assumption of control over the Courier, urging him to aim high, employ truth, and destroy wrong, with the Bard hoping for his reward.
Chapter 149
Indian Mutiny
A brief, graphic poem recounting the violence of the Indian Mutiny, describing the brutal killing of British infants and the subsequent British retaliation that enforced Christian law through fear of the British Lion.
Chapter 150
A Modern Wonder
The poem describes an optical illusion caused by the slant of a front glass window, which reflected multiple moons and suns, creating a dazzling display that required curtaining.
Chapter 151
Electric Light
The poem reflects on the marvel of electric light, inspired by a display in Toronto in September 1884. It draws a parallel to Bulwer-Lytton's tale of a subterranean world powered by 'vrill,' where artificial light banishes night and war is abolished. Yet the poet humbly concludes that even this brilliant invention is but child's play compared to the natural light of the sun, moon, and stars.
Chapter 152
Witch Stone
The poem describes a large round stone at Forres, a relic of the past where two witches were burned. A man disrespectfully broke the stone and used it in his wall, but town authorities forced him to restore it and secure it with iron bars. The poem concludes with a wish for the fine old town to thrive on the banks of the Findhorn.
Chapter 153
Dick and Edward
This short chapter celebrates two Scottish naturalists, Robert Dick of Thurso and an Edward from Banff, who used simple tools like a hammer and pick to uncover nature's long-hidden secrets, earning recognition for their scientific contributions.
Chapter 154
Questions and Answers
A brief, humorous poem where the speaker deflects membership in various fraternal and temperance organizations, asserting personal preferences and family identity instead.
Chapter 155
Lines Read at a Ladies’ Aid
A lighthearted poem celebrating the social gathering of a Ladies' Aid event, where friends meet, share tea, and enjoy both physical and mental nourishment, ending with a hope to meet again.
Chapter 156
Salford Parsonage
A celebratory poem delivered at the housewarming of the Salford Parsonage, praising the pastor's success, the community's generosity in rebuilding after a fire, and the joyous gathering of people for a bazaar and soirée.
Chapter 157
Transformation Scene
A plain building is relocated to a pleasant grove and quickly transformed into the neatest frame building in town, with bay windows that enhance its charm.
Chapter 158
Lines on London
The poem celebrates the uniformed encampment in London, Ontario, highlighting their victorious demonstrations in St. Thomas and London in August 1884. It contrasts their past wilderness rides on beasts with their present disciplined, uniformed parades, praising their drill skills and victories from Newfoundland to Vancouver.
Chapter 159
Finale
The poet concludes by renouncing the pursuit of distant fame, finding contentment in local recognition and celebrating the young country's glories through simple verse.
Chapter 160
Canada Before the Confederation of the Provinces
This chapter describes the fragmented state of Canadian provinces before Confederation, highlighting the lack of cohesion among them. It then focuses on the vision of statesmen who promoted federation to form a great nation. The narrative shifts to the Northwest, portraying it as a mysterious fur-hunting region that is slowly being settled, with great potential for wheat farming and cattle ranching in the fertile prairie lands protected by the Rocky Mountains.
Chapter 161
Canada's Future
The poem celebrates Canada's youthful potential, highlighting its agricultural abundance, mineral wealth, vast landscapes, and growing commercial fleet, while expressing optimism for its future development.
Chapter 162
Canada's Resources
The poem celebrates Canada's vast natural resources, fertile land, and industrial potential, asserting that the nation, rooted in Anglo-Saxon heritage and British blood, will grow into a mighty and prosperous country guided by patriotic leaders.
Chapter 163
Northwest Rebellion
A patriotic poem celebrating Canada's response to the Northwest Rebellion of 1885, highlighting the unity of English, Irish, and Scottish settlers under the maple leaf, the bravery of volunteers from across the country, and the eventual victory over rebel forces and Indigenous groups led by Poundmaker and Riel.
Chapter 164
Big Bear the Indian Chief
An impromptu poem recounting the capture of white captives at Fort Pit by Big Bear, the subsequent rescue by Generals Strange and Steel, and the eventual imprisonment of Big Bear.
Chapter 165
Province of Ontario
A poetic celebration of Ontario's natural beauty, lakes, industries, and regional pride, highlighting the province's diverse landscapes from the Great Lakes to the northern forests and southern vineyards.
Chapter 166
Niagara Dry
A poem describing a rare event when a strong gale and ice blockage caused Niagara Falls to nearly dry up, allowing a lady to plant a British flag on the riverbed, a sight not seen since biblical times.
Chapter 167
United by Steel Rails
This chapter celebrates the unifying power of the Canadian railway during a Northwest rebellion, emphasizing how it enabled rapid troop movement, fostered national unity, and opened trade routes to Asia.
Chapter 168
The Old Snake Fence
This poem reflects on the early pioneer's use of the zigzag snake fence, praising its utility and simplicity while acknowledging its eventual replacement by more efficient fencing methods.
Chapter 169
Canadian Voyageurs on the Nile
The poem celebrates the skill and bravery of Canadian voyageurs who assisted British soldiers on the Nile, drawing parallels to their experiences on Canadian rivers and lakes. It highlights their nostalgia for home, their expertise in navigating rapids, and their contribution to the Red River expedition under Wolseley.
Chapter 170
Land Clearing
A first-person account of clearing land in early spring by burning stumps and brush, which nearly leads to a wildfire that threatens a house and barn. The narrator learns a hard lesson about the dangers of fire while also observing the awakening of wildlife.
Chapter 171
Lines Read at a Maple Sugar Social
A nostalgic poem recalling the hard work of maple sugaring in the pioneer woods, contrasting past labor with the pleasant social gathering of a maple sugar social, and ending with a playful romantic note.
Chapter 172
Canadian Charms
This chapter celebrates the agricultural bounty and domestic comfort of Canadian farm life, emphasizing the rewards of hard work and the charm of a snug home.
Chapter 173
Patriot Fighting for His Home
The poem describes the awakening of a young, powerful nation in the northern lakes region, stirred by the progress of steam engines and railroads. It celebrates peaceful conquest through technology but warns that if an invader ever threatens the soil, the patriot will bravely defend his home and give the invader a Canadian grave.
Chapter 174
Fighting for Conquest
A poem reflecting on the futility and tragedy of war waged for conquest and glory, contrasting the noble defense of home with the senseless destruction and mourning left in the wake of ambitious leaders.
Chapter 175
Lines Sent to Thomas Conant of Oshawa, a Writer of Canadian Sketches
The poet addresses Thomas Conant, praising his truthful depictions of Canadian landscapes, wildlife, and rural life, celebrating his love for nature.
Chapter 176
Lines Sent to Alexander McLaughlan, Amaranth Station, with a Copy of My Poems
The poet sends a copy of his poems to Alexander McLaughlan, a respected poetic figure, as a token of remembrance and admiration for their shared literary heritage.
Chapter 177
Holland River and Its Tributaries
This chapter traces the meandering course of the Holland River from its source north of Toronto, describing its unusual northward flow around a ridge before eventually reaching Lake Simcoe, Georgian Bay, and the Great Lakes system, ultimately returning near its starting point. It contrasts this journey with the more direct routes of the Don and Humber Rivers, which flow south through Toronto.
Chapter 178
The Vale of Thames
A pastoral poem celebrating the serene beauty of the Vale of Thames, focusing on contented cattle grazing in lush green pastures and extolling the cow as a gentle, homely creature deserving of protection.
Chapter 179
Ranney, 1856, Dairy System
The chapter celebrates Ranney, a pioneer who started with only two cows and built a large dairy herd, highlighting his role as a useful and inspiring figure in the community.
Chapter 180
Lines Read at a Dairymen’s Supper
The poem laments the falling price of grain due to cheap foreign imports from Egypt and India, urging farmers to turn to dairy farming and cheese production as a more reliable source of income.
Chapter 181
Ensilage
The poem extols the virtues of planting sweet southern corn for ensilage, emphasizing its benefits for dairy farming and the happiness of cows grazing on clover.
Chapter 182
Fertile Lands and Mammoth Cheese
The poem contrasts barren lands with the fertile regions of the Thames district, emphasizing that only rich agricultural areas can produce a mammoth cheese weighing eight thousand pounds. It celebrates the dairy system and the abundance of the land.
Chapter 183
Lines Read at a Dairymaids’ Social
A celebratory poem for a dairymaids' social event in Ingersoll, praising the town's dairy industry and the charm of the young women dressed as dairymaids, encouraging local courtship and community pride.
Chapter 184
Windmills and Stone Stables
This poem describes the improved conditions for cows through modern innovations like windmills for water pumping and stone stables for warmth, along with practical advice for their care to maximize milk production.
Chapter 185
Dairy Ode
A poetic celebration of dairy farming in Ontario, emphasizing the virtues of rural life, proper cheese-making techniques, and the superiority of local dairy over wheat farming. The poem advises on the best season for cheese production, the importance of clean utensils and pure water, and recommends cross-breeding with Ayrshire cattle for optimal milk yield.
Chapter 186
Cheese Curd for Bait
A humorous anecdote about cheese buyers Mr. J. Podmore and Mr. W. D. Grant who, while fishing at Matheson’s Cold Spring Cheese Factory in Zorra in 1888, use a piece of cheese curd as bait and catch a large trout after a comedic mishap involving their rod.
Chapter 187
Thanksgiving Ode
A poetic reflection on the changing seasons and the bounty of the harvest, expressing gratitude for the mild November weather and the abundance of crops and pasture.
Chapter 188
When to Sell Grain and Farm Produce
This chapter offers practical advice on the timely sale of grain and farm produce, warning against holding grain until spring due to shrinkage, mold, and rat damage, and recommending immediate sale for investment. It extends similar counsel to cheese and livestock, emphasizing the benefits of quick turnover for business improvement and community relief.
Chapter 189
Four Acre Farm
A narrative poem describing the quiet, industrious life of an unmarried woman named Ruth who owns and works a small four-acre farm. The poem emphasizes her self-sufficiency, her skill in raising vegetables, fruits, livestock, and poultry, and her peaceful, uneventful existence.
Chapter 190
Eagle and Salmon
A narrative poem recounting how an eagle, while hunting, seizes an enormous salmon but is dragged underwater and drowned, with both creatures found dead, entangled by the eagle's embedded talons. Salmon Wilmot, a local figure in fish culture, discovers the scene and retrieves them.
Chapter 191
Captain's Adventure
A captain recounts being lost in a blizzard on Hudson Bay, only to be guided to safety by a mysterious white owl, which later dies from overfeeding and is preserved as a cherished relic.
Chapter 192
Indian Romance
A poetic reflection on a hill that once served as an ancient Indigenous camping ground and rendezvous point, recounting the story of Chief Big Wolfe who led his tribe to fight alongside General Brock in the War of 1812, only to meet his tragic end due to alcohol.
Chapter 193
Origin of the Toboggan
A hunter recounts a peculiar observation in the interior north of Lake Superior, where he witnesses bears inventing the toboggan after suffering from sliding down a mountain on their bare skin.
Chapter 194
Bear and Falls
A thrilling tale of a massive eight-hundred-pound bear swimming down the Niagara River, three hunters pursuing it in a canoe, the bear climbing aboard, two hunters fleeing, and the remaining man being rescued just before the falls by his companions who shoot the bear.
Chapter 195
Broken Raft Adventure
A man is swept out to sea on a broken raft in a storm, loses consciousness, and is rescued by an old man on Prince Edward's shore who revives him with warmth and blankets.
Chapter 196
Bear Hunt
Two youths from York state, Bill Brown and Tom Dawes, go hunting and fishing. They encounter a mother bear with her cubs, shoot her, and a violent struggle ensues. Bill Brown is severely injured but Tom Dawes saves him by killing the bear with a knife.
Chapter 197
Coon Hunting
A humorous tale of Henry Karn discovering a hollow tree filled with eleven coons while chopping wood. He kills eight of them and then deliberates on how to use their fine furs, whether for an overcoat or a sleigh robe.
Chapter 198
Sailor's Yarn
A tall tale of a sea voyage where sailors become stranded on an iceberg, hunt seals and a polar bear, rig the iceberg with a sail, discover a supposed island that turns out to be a whale, and ultimately profit from their catch.
Chapter 199
Hunters and Trappers
A grim tale of two hunters, John Grant and Tom McKay, trapping in the harsh winter near Hudson Bay. When Grant cuts his foot and loses blood, McKay carries him home but is forced to leave him propped against a tree while seeking help. Wolves attack Grant, who fights back with his knife, killing several before succumbing. McKay and others return to find Grant dead and the wolves slain, then carry his remains home to his grieving wife.
Chapter 200
Wild Goose Shot at Midnight
A humorous poem recounts the shooting of a wild goose from a flock of four dozen migrating south over the Thames River. The hunter, disturbed from sleep by their cackling, shoots one goose, finds it fat and fine, and dines on a single leg, though he expresses regret for the kill.
Chapter 201
Adventures with Bears
The narrator recounts his struggles with bears on his farm, describing how he cleared land, dealt with bear attacks on livestock and beehives, and eventually trapped or shot the bears, leading to a peaceful resolution.
Chapter 202
Queen’s Jubilee Ode
A celebratory poem marking Queen Victoria's Golden Jubilee in 1887, reflecting on her reign, personal losses, and the technological progress of the era, while expressing loyalty to the British Empire and hopes for peace.
Chapter 203
Bear and Whale
A fable depicting the 1885 dispute between Russia and Britain through the allegory of a bear and a whale, highlighting their mutual fear of engaging on each other's territory.
Chapter 204
Gordon and Burnaby
The poem commemorates the heroism of General Gordon and Colonel Burnaby during the 1885 Sudan campaign, highlighting Gordon's solitary courage against the Mahdi's forces and Burnaby's daring ride across Asia to relieve him, both meeting tragic ends by spear wounds. It concludes with a moral reflection on the costs of war and the value of peaceful arts for Christian nations.
Chapter 205
Poets and Philosophers
The chapter reflects on the lives and works of poets and philosophers such as Bacon, Hogg, Lamb, and Shakespeare, debating the theory that Bacon wrote Shakespeare's plays while defending Shakespeare's natural genius and his understanding of human nature.
Chapter 206
James Hogg
This chapter celebrates the Scottish shepherd-poet James Hogg, highlighting his late education, his love of reading while tending his flocks, and his storytelling of witches, fairy tales, and traditions. It recounts his songs about Prince Charlie and Flora, and mourns the passing of Kennedy, who popularized Hogg's work.
Chapter 207
Highland Sketches
This chapter recounts the historical conflicts between Highlanders and Lowlanders in Scotland, highlighting key battles such as Killiecrankie and Preston Pans, the role of clan chiefs, and the tragic aftermath of Culloden. It celebrates Highland honor, loyalty, and martial prowess, while lamenting the loss and exile of Prince Charlie.
Chapter 208
Castle Gordon
The poet recalls a pleasant day spent in youth around Castle Gordon on the River Spey, celebrating the valor and renown of the Clan Gordon across global battlefields.
Chapter 209
River Clyde
The poem celebrates the transformation of the River Clyde from a shallow stream to a navigable waterway through human industry and investment, highlighting the pride of Glasgow's citizens in their engineering achievement and the river's role in supporting commerce and shipping.
Chapter 210
Lofty Actors Withdraw
The poem reflects on the passing of great historical figures, particularly from the American Civil War, as they exit the stage of history. It contrasts the old and new orders, highlighting the roles of Lincoln, Lee, and Grant in the struggle over slavery and national unity.
Chapter 211
United States
A poetic tribute to the United States' vast resources and wealth, from Southern agriculture to Western mining, concluding with a celebration of Canadian contentment and the bond between the two nations.
Chapter 212
Caledonia Springs, New York
The poem describes the natural wonder of Caledonia Springs, where water spouts from the ground forming a pond that powers mills. It highlights the fish hatcheries and the geological marvels of petrified specimens, including a church built from ancient stone. The scene evokes reflections on the ancient sea that once covered the land and a nearby burial ground, inspiring reverence for the past.
Chapter 213
Local Sketches
A vivid description of a local gathering on the banks of the Thames, featuring athletic contests, music, and Highland traditions, emphasizing community spirit and peaceful competition.
Chapter 214
Brain Engravings
A reflective poem on the human brain as a repository of memories, emotions, and experiences, from joyful youth to sorrowful old age, with a concluding note on heavenly hope.
Chapter 215
Survival of the Fittest
The poem argues that true survival of the fittest is not a brutal struggle but a Christian, moral evolution where the most virtuous, persevering, and compassionate individuals deserve to thrive and help others rise.
Chapter 216
Motto
A brief motto extolling the virtues of politeness, perseverance, and pluck as keys to good fortune.
Chapter 217
Things Should Be Judged by Merit
A poem critiquing the art world's tendency to value works based on attributed authorship rather than intrinsic merit. A painting admired as a masterpiece by an old master is suddenly dismissed as a 'daub' when a critic reveals it is a modern work. The poem argues for judging art and people by their true worth, not by reputation or origin.
Chapter 218
The Gates Ajar
A poem reflecting on the death of a good and kind man, mourned by his wife and six-year-old daughter Alice. The child comforts her mother with the belief that her father awaits her at heaven's gate, ready to welcome her into the divine palace.
Chapter 219
Child Made Happy
A poor, bedridden orphan girl named Mary Crosby lies in a city hospital, suffering from pain and loneliness. A compassionate surgeon brings her a ribbon, which sparks her imagination and brings her fleeting joy. As her condition worsens, she thanks the surgeon and bids him farewell.
Chapter 220
Power of Love
A poetic reflection on love as a transformative and creative force, weaving together the tangled threads of life into beautiful and fragrant experiences.
Chapter 221
Her Lover's Step
A poem tracing a woman's life from maidenhood to death, centered on the sound of her lover's footsteps—first as a beloved suitor, then as a husband, and finally as a memory after his death. In her final moments, she hears his steps again, guiding her through death.
Chapter 222
The Useful Weed
The poem argues that humble weeds should not be despised, as they may hold hidden value for food, medicine, dye, clothing, or paper, and urges caution against allowing them to overrun productive gardens and fields.
Chapter 223
Golden Egg
The poem reflects on the ancient fable of the goose that laid golden eggs, then pivots to a modern tale of miners in California who find gold in the craws of hens, celebrating the hen's value in both fable and rural Ontario life.
Chapter 224
Little Dora
A playful poem in which a father questions his daughter Dora about the many kisses she receives, and she charmingly promises to return them all to her parents with interest, likening her affection to a secure bank investment.
Chapter 225
Lines on the Death of a Farmer’s Wife
A tribute to a deceased farmer's wife, celebrating her life as a devoted mother, diligent homemaker, and loving spouse. The poem emphasizes her cheerful work ethic, the family she raised, and her reward in heaven.
Chapter 226
Fighting for Home
A hawk attacks a mink at a spring, but the mink's familiarity with water allows it to defend itself, ultimately drowning the hawk in a barrel.
Chapter 227
Every Rose Hath Its Thorn
A romantic poem about a maiden named Rose and her lover Thorn, who overcome shyness to declare their love and plan to marry, with the rose and thorn symbolizing their union and enduring love.
Chapter 228
Danger of Fire Arms
A cautionary poem warning against the reckless use of firearms, particularly revolvers, which are portrayed as cowardly weapons that often cause accidental deaths among friends rather than enemies. The poem emphasizes the tragic consequences of carelessly handling loaded guns and suggests that hunting with firearms rarely yields profit.
Chapter 229
Bird Sent by Providence
A poor man facing eviction by an unrelenting landlord is visited by a canary that alights in his cage. The bird's owner, mourning its loss, pays the man's rent to reclaim it. The man interprets the event as a divine intervention, affirming his belief in a kind Providence.
Chapter 230
Help in Need
A poor man is injured when his horse runs away, leaving him with a broken leg. While many express sympathy, only one truly poor man offers tangible help by contributing a pound, highlighting the value of genuine compassion over empty words.
Chapter 231
Lines on the Finding of a Young Man's Body in Toronto Bay
A young man's body is discovered in Toronto Bay, and through the maker's name on his suit, his identity is traced to Montreal. A kind man embalms the body and restores the features, allowing the grieving father to reclaim his son, earning gratitude and honor.
Chapter 232
Lines on a Lawn Party
The poem describes a lawn party held in August 1888, where the rare night-blooming cereus was announced to bloom ten days prior and indeed flowered at the appointed time, alongside the impressive oleander shrub.
Chapter 233
All Men Are Brothers
The poem contrasts the ideal of universal brotherhood from ancient stories with the modern reality of greed and class division, where wealth is worshipped and the poor are scorned. It calls for a return to loving and treating every person as a brother.
Chapter 234
The Good Man
A brief tribute to a kind and cheerful man who helped the poor with food and fuel, yet passed away uncelebrated because no poet praised him.
Chapter 235
Lay of the Spring
A pastoral poem celebrating the domestic hen's daily egg-laying and the arrival of spring, contrasting the monotony of winter with the vibrant renewal of May.
Chapter 236
High in Masonry
A mason boasts to knights of St. John about his high rank in Freemasonry, claiming he has reached the top of the Washington Monument, standing at thirty-three degrees in freezing weather, a feat none can surpass.
Chapter 237
Tramp and Fish
A hungry tramp steals a bunch of fish and is brought before a magistrate. The judge, after questioning, determines that the tramp hooked the fish himself and finds no violation of fishery laws, rebuking the constable for seizing the man without proper cause.
Chapter 238
Seal Fishing and Hunting
A poetic description of seal hunting in northern bays, highlighting the skill of Indian hunters, the value of seal fur and meat, and the playful training of young seals by Indian boys. The poem concludes with a pointed appeal to Uncle Sam regarding territorial claims over seals and cod.
Chapter 239
Snake and Its Young
A brief poem describing an encounter with a snake and her brood, where the mother snake appears to swallow her young to protect them from a perceived threat posed by the narrator and his dog.
Chapter 240
Whale and Its Foes
A narrative poem describing a battle at sea between a whale and its attackers—a swordfish and a thrasher—which ultimately leads to the whale's death, after which a ship's crew claims the spoils.
Chapter 241
Tiger and Elephant
A narrative poem describing a confrontation between a tiger and a herd of elephants in the jungle, where the mother elephant protects her baby and the herd leader defeats the tiger, concluding with praise for the noble defense of the young.
Chapter 242
Strange Life Preserver
A sailor is swept overboard and, after being attacked by a great albatross, manages to kill the bird and use it as a floatation device, ultimately being rescued by his crewmates.
Chapter 243
Virtues of a Diamond Ring
A narrative poem recounting the tale of a brave French warrior who is mortally wounded in battle and buried in a shallow grave. His loyal servant, unable to part with him, uncovers the body and discovers a faint warmth from a diamond ring on his finger. Through persistent care, the servant revives his master, who returns to fight even more valiantly for his king and country.
Chapter 244
Child Saved by Dog
A heroic mastiff dog saves a three-year-old child from the path of an oncoming train, sacrificing its own life in the act. The engineer, Johnston, witnesses the event and investigates, discovering the child safe in a hollow spot and the dog killed by the train. The mother rushes to the scene, finding her child sleeping peacefully while the faithful dog is mourned.
Chapter 245
Leach the Engineer
The poem celebrates Frank Leach, a heroic engineer who, after being fatally scalded in a train wreck in the Columbia River, selflessly rescues a drowning man by carrying him on his back to shore. It contrasts his genuine heroism with that of mercenaries, emphasizing sacrifice for home and country.
Chapter 246
Jackal and Child
In Bengal, a jackal scavenges on carrion, but during the Sepoy Rebellion, an English Colonel and his wife leave their daughter at home, only for rebels to kidnap her. The Colonel pursues them, and the rebels leave the child by a river to drown. A jackal, seeking water, carries the child off, intending to eat her. The Colonel chases the jackal, which drops the unharmed child and flees. The Colonel joyfully reunites the child with her mother.
Chapter 247
Little Hero
A narrative poem about two young children lost in the Nevada mountains, where the elder six-year-old boy protects his younger brother from cold and wolves until miners rescue them.
Chapter 248
Gray Hairs
A short anecdotal poem about a lady who quarrels with the witty Douglass Jerrold after he hints she is growing old. She claims her hair was dark until she used an essence that turned it gray, to which Jerrold retorts that it is the 'tincture of time' that affects hair.
Chapter 249
Good Shot
A poem recounting a reunion of Southern veterans where an artillery major boasts of firing a shell back into a Federal cannon, destroying it. The narrative reflects on the war's justice and the eventual prosperity of the South after emancipation.
Chapter 250
Lost Son Found
A ship returning to England is wrecked near port, and the crew is rescued except for one man. The captain, Harry, arrives late and organizes a second rescue despite his mother's pleas to stay, as she fears losing another son. The rescued man is revealed to be Harry's long-lost brother, bringing joy and comfort to their mother.
Chapter 251
Shoe Black
A tragic poem about a young shoeblack boy who is struck by an unruly horse and later cared for by a kind man and a nurse. The boy, named Tom, recalls his deceased mother and dies after a vision of her and his brother beckoning him to Heaven.
Chapter 252
Duck and Oyster
A fable about a duck that tries to eat an oyster but gets trapped and drowned when the oyster closes its shell. The duck's body floats to shore with the oyster still attached, and a shyster on the beach takes the duck and oysters for his own meal, illustrating the folly of overreaching and the way others profit from one's misfortune.
Chapter 253
Baby Darling
A miner in California, longing for his distant home and family, finds more joy in a baby's cry at a concert than in the finest violin music, as it reminds him of his own child and wife.
Chapter 254
Riding an Avalanche
Two miners in Colorado attempt to stake a mining claim on a steep mountain crest during winter. One triggers an avalanche and is carried down the mountain on it, while the other races alongside on Norwegian snow shoes. Both survive the harrowing descent, with the rider landing safely on his ranch after three miles.
Chapter 255
Final Address to Our Patrons
The poet bids a temporary farewell to his loyal patrons and friends, expressing gratitude for their support and hinting at a future return.
Chapter 256
Card of Thanks to the Press
The poet expresses contentment with local fame and celebrates the agricultural abundance of the young country, including cows, milk, cream, cheese, fat steers, horses, hogs, sheep, hens, and bees, as worthy themes for song.
Chapter 257
Lines on Canada
A patriotic poem celebrating Canada's natural abundance, merit-based society, and potential as a unified transcontinental nation linked by railroad and law.
Chapter 258
The Glorious Land of Maple Leaf
A patriotic poem celebrating Canada as a land of natural beauty, industrious beavers, and agricultural promise, urging unity and pride in the maple leaf as a national symbol.
Chapter 259
Canadian Cheese Trade
This chapter celebrates the rise of the Canadian cheese industry, focusing on the pioneering efforts of Ranney and Ballantyne in establishing dairying and cheese production in Dereham and Perth, and the international acclaim of Canadian cheese.
Chapter 260
Peculiarities of Oxford County
This chapter celebrates the distinctive landscape of Oxford County, particularly its numerous windmills, which are presented as both picturesque and practical for pumping water. The author links the abundance of windmills to the region's dairy farming success, noting that the pure water and rich grass enable cows to produce excellent cream for the world-renowned Oxford cheese. The chapter also touches on the practice of 'soiling'—feeding cut green grass to cows—as a labor-intensive but rewarding method.
Chapter 261
Prophecy of a Ten Ton Cheese
The poet envisions the creation of a ten-ton cheese as a symbol of unity and progress, imagining multiple factories combining curds to produce a massive cheese that could be displayed at the World's Fair and sent to England, representing harmony and industrial achievement.
Chapter 262
Low Price of Cheese
A short poem addressing the low price of cheese and the farmers' despair, offering hope that prices will rise and milk will flow abundantly.
Chapter 263
An Average Rule to Judge of Cheese
A practical poem detailing the economics of cheese production in Ontario, including the milk-to-cheese ratio, factory output, and the advantages of shipping cheese over grain.
Chapter 264
Address to the Dairymen’s Association
A poetic address celebrating the dairymen's association and the agricultural economy, focusing on the care of cows and pigs, the production of cheese, and the economic benefits of raising livestock.
Chapter 265
The Mammoth Cheese and Cheese Factories
This chapter celebrates the creation of a mammoth cheese in Oxford County, highlighting the key contributors such as the Noxon brothers, Robert Facey, and the late Daniel Pheisan. It also discusses the growth of cheese factories and the dairy industry in the region, noting the Western and Eastern Cheese Districts.
Chapter 266
The Centennial Prize Winner
This chapter celebrates the achievement of a local cheese factory owner who won the Centennial prize for a massive cheese, highlighting the pride and economic significance of the dairy industry in the region. It also notes the involvement of Daniel Pheisan and cheesemaker Robert Facy, and lists key centres in the Western and Eastern Cheese Districts.
Chapter 267
Lines on a Hog
A humorous poem about a massive hog weighing one thousand pounds and measuring seven feet nine inches, expressing a preference for smaller pigs for dining.
Chapter 268
Lines on a Big Ox
A humorous and skeptical poem questioning the reported size of a massive ox exhibited at the Western Fair, suggesting the measurement might be exaggerated unless it includes the tail.
Chapter 269
Lines Written to Alderman Frankland
The poet sends a copy of his poems to Alderman Frankland, a pioneer of the cattle export trade in Canada, and writes verses praising Frankland's role in elevating the beef standard and growing the live cattle export industry, which is second only to cheese exports.
Chapter 270
Lines on the Pioneer Exporter of Canadian Bullocks to Britain
A poem celebrating the pioneering efforts of a Canadian exporter who shipped live bullocks to Britain, elevating the beef trade and blessing the land through enterprise.
Chapter 271
The Patriotic Canadian Hen
A humorous poem personifying a Canadian hen who patriotically vows to lay large double-yolk eggs to evade American tariffs, while boasting of her superiority over ducks and expressing pride in her own kind.
Chapter 272
The Canadian Horse
This chapter celebrates the Canadian Horse, praising its speed, grace, and strength in racing and farm work. It contrasts the horse with the old Indian pony and the powerful but slow Clydesdale, emphasizing the horse's intelligence and gentle nature as man's best friend.
Chapter 273
The Apiary
A poetic description of bees as a marauding but industrious commonwealth, drawing parallels between their hive society and human behavior, including themes of theft, loyalty, and survival of the fittest.
Chapter 274
Sheep
This chapter extols the practical and economic virtues of sheep farming, emphasizing the dual harvest of lamb and wool, and the industrious role of the farmer's wife in spinning, weaving, and managing household duties. It portrays her as a hardworking, uncomplaining figure whose labor contributes to family prosperity and moral strength.
Chapter 275
Tile Drains
This poem emphasizes the transformative power of tile drainage in agriculture, turning waterlogged, barren land into fertile soil capable of producing abundant crops. It describes the technical aspects of laying drains and notes the environmental impact of deforestation on flooding.
Chapter 276
Nickel Mines
This chapter celebrates the nickel mining boom in Sudbury, describing the rush of prospectors from all nations, the hardships they endure, and the strategic importance of nickel for naval steel. It highlights the role of railroads in opening the mines and contrasts the industrial landscape with the former forest.
Chapter 277
Mild Christmas
A poem describing an unusually warm Christmas Day in 1889, where the landscape is green instead of white, and the animals are playful. The speaker reflects on how Canadians traditionally love the snow and cold, and how a snowy winter is beneficial for the land and farming.
Chapter 278
The Steamboat
A reflective poem contrasting early sailing ships with the advent of steam power, and using a childhood memory of mistaking the horizon for America to illustrate the expansion of human understanding.
Chapter 279
Duties of Life
The poem emphasizes the importance of personal responsibility, domestic bliss, and moral virtue. It encourages making the best of life, choosing a loving partner, creating a happy home, trusting in Heaven, and persevering in doing right despite failures.
Chapter 280
Great Fire in Michigan
The poem recounts a devastating fire in Michigan that destroyed homes, barns, and crops, causing loss of life and grief. Survivors found refuge in a stream alongside wild animals, enduring three days of smoke and flames. The disaster was met with national aid, and the fire ultimately cleared the bush, leading to a healthier and wealthier country.
Chapter 281
Horace Greely and Mrs. Staunton
A poetic dialogue during the American Civil War where Horace Greeley asks Mrs. Staunton if she would fight if granted women's suffrage. She declines, preferring to encourage others from home, though the poem notes she was physically more robust than Greeley.
Chapter 282
Reflections After Reading “The Coming Race” and “Looking Backward”
The poet reflects on two utopian novels, contrasting a world transformed by the discovery of Vril power—which ends all war—with a rose transplanted from a cold swamp to warmth and light, symbolizing societal improvement and peaceful progress.
Chapter 283
Raise High the Banner
On July 1st, 1891, school children led by Messrs. McDiarmid and Underwood participate in a ceremony raising a banner that combines the Maple Leaf and Union Jack, celebrating national pride and freedom.
Chapter 284
A Pleasing Illusion
The poet describes a spring scene where the sun's reflection on water is mistaken for a flock of ducks, celebrating the beauty and renewal of the season after winter.
Chapter 285
A Ghost Story
A humorous poem about a Scottish lass named Mary who tricks her two cowardly suitors into hiding in a graveyard to frighten each other, only for both to be terrified by the sight of each other's white sheets. The suitors fall ill from fright, and Mary marries a brave farmer's son instead.
Chapter 286
Sir Walter Scott
The chapter reflects on the author's admiration for Sir Walter Scott, ranking him second only to Shakespeare in British literature, and recounts a personal anecdote of mistakenly attributing one of Scott's couplets to James Hogg.
Chapter 287
MacGregor's Gathering
A poetic celebration of the MacGregor clan's enduring spirit, drawing on natural imagery and historical allusions to assert their resilience and pride.
Chapter 288
Big Stag
The speaker describes a magnificent stag that eludes hunters, observed by keeper Donald McKay. The stag grazes with its doe and fawn, and the speaker's tender feelings prevent him from shooting it, though he fears a pot-hunter may one day kill it, causing sorrow for the family.
Chapter 289
Eagle and Stag
A narrative poem depicting a dramatic struggle between an eagle and a stag in a remote Highland glen. The eagle attacks the deer, but the stag fights back with courage and cunning, eventually escaping into the woods. The poem celebrates the stag's bravery and the natural cycle of predator and prey.
Chapter 290
Fairy Tale
The poem describes John McCrae, a humble crofter in Skye who lives contentedly with his wife Mary, believing in fairies and old traditions. Mary's nightly rituals attract fairies who help with churning, but neighbors grow jealous. John encounters the fairy queen, who requests softer cakes, leading Mary to bake tiny griddle cakes that disappear each morning, though skeptics claim mice are responsible.
Chapter 291
Address to the Scottish Clans at Woodstock
A poetic address welcoming the Scottish clans to Woodstock in 1890, celebrating their heritage, kinship with Americans, and honoring Scottish heroes like Wallace, Bruce, Burns, and Scott, while praising the local Zorra community and the leadership of the Sutherland clan.
Chapter 292
Lines on Colonel Wonham
A poem commemorating Colonel Wonham and his company's mobilization during the Fenian Raid, detailing their march from Ingersoll to Woodstock and finally to Windsor to face the American border.
Chapter 293
Murder of a Young Englishman
A poem recounting the murder of young Benwell by his countryman Birchall near Woodstock in February 1890, and Birchall's subsequent execution.
Chapter 294
Fair Day at Embro
The poem celebrates the annual fair at Embro, a gathering of Scottish-descended settlers on the Middle Branch of the Thames. It highlights the strength and prowess of the local youth in friendly tug-of-war contests, emphasizing that these competitions bring no lasting sorrow or injury, only regional pride and community spirit.
Chapter 295
Decoration Day
The poet describes delivering lines at the first Decoration of Graves in Ingersoll and participating in a similar ceremony in Woodstock in 1890, where he reserved a bouquet for the grave of young McKenzie, who died at the Battle of Ridgeway. The poem celebrates the annual decoration of soldiers' graves, contrasting the solemnity of tombs with the fragrance and bloom of flowers, and emphasizes the enduring memory of the departed along the banks of the Thames.
Chapter 296
Strange Water Wheels at Beachville
This chapter describes the invention of John Cross, a laborer who created unusual water wheels at Beachville to pump water from quarry beds. The wheels, driven by the river current rather than steam, attract curiosity from travelers. The quarries provide good building stone and stone for perpetual kilns, conveniently located near railway depots.
Chapter 297
Fight in a Cave
A hunter takes refuge in a cave during a storm and builds a fire, which provokes a bear. After a fierce struggle, the hunter ultimately kills the bear with a knife and claims its skin as a trophy.
Chapter 298
The Present Time
The poem reflects on the rapid progress and technological advancements of the era, contrasting the old ways with the new, and defends simple, understandable poetry against obscure, metaphysical styles.
Chapter 299
The Rescue
A minister's child is buried alive in a swoon, but grave robbers attempt to steal the body during a storm. The father, driven by love, pursues them, and in a dramatic confrontation, the robbers are lost in a flooded river. The minister rescues the sack containing his still-living child, and the family is joyfully reunited.
Chapter 300
Lady Ann
A Highland clan, despairing over their chief's lack of an heir, undertakes a perilous pilgrimage to Saint Botham's Shrine on Christmas Day. During the dangerous crossing of the flooded River Spey, the superstitious old Carlock pushes Lady Ann into the river, believing her to be a witch. However, she is rescued by the miller of Clack Clam and his family, recovers, and later bears many children, foiling Carlock's wicked scheme.
Chapter 301
Tom Norton
Tom Norton, second mate of the shipwrecked Albatross, survives on a plank and washes ashore a tropical island. Captured by cannibals, he is fattened for a feast but saved by the king's daughter, Wambo, who hides him in a cave. Tom tells her stories like Little Red Riding Hood, which she shares with her father King Bomba, leading to Tom's release and marriage to Wambo. He becomes a storyteller, teaching the islanders tales and Christian truths, eventually civilizing the tribe and passing his legacy to his son Bomba Tomba.
Chapter 302
Fox Hunt Yarn
A humorous tall tale about a fox hunt gone wrong, where the narrator's horse falls into a well and dies, and the narrator escapes by clinging to buzzards attracted by the carcass.
Chapter 303
The King and Peasant
A narrative poem about King Humbert of Italy, who, disguised in plain clothes and accompanied only by his setters, goes shooting and encounters a peasant. The peasant, impressed by the King's marksmanship, hires him to kill a fox that has been raiding his chickens. The King succeeds, accepts a simple breakfast as payment, and later sends gifts via a carriage, winning the peasant family's lasting affection and admiration.
Chapter 304
Spanish Donkey
A Spanish peasant owns a clever donkey that learns to ring doorbells and bray to sell milk while the peasant is ill. The townspeople, led by the mayor, ensure honest dealings, and the peasant recovers.
Chapter 305
Child and Horse
A mother driving with her child in a buggy during a storm leaves the child alone while fetching a quilt. The untied horse, frightened by a dog, runs off with the child. The mother searches frantically but loses track. After a night of prayer, the child is found the next day by boys in the woods, safe and warm beside the resting horse. The poem concludes with a moral about trusting in Providence.
Chapter 306
Mule and Bear Fight
A narrative poem describing a violent encounter between a mule and a bear in the woods, where the mule successfully defends itself and kills the bear, with the owner intervening only to unhitch the mule for fair play.
Chapter 307
Bear and Buzzsaw
A humorous tall tale about a sawmill owner in Michigan whose powerful buzzsaw encounters a bear. The bear, enraged after injuring its paw on the saw, attacks and is cut in half. The narrator then uses the bear's hide, grease, and meat for practical purposes.
Chapter 308
Wooden Leg
A poem celebrating the unexpected advantages of having a wooden leg, portraying it as a blessing in disguise that brings sympathy, protection from dogs, freedom from rheumatism and corns, and practical benefits in mud and water.
Chapter 309
Alligator Rider
A boastful first-person narrative from a Florida native who entertains northern tourists by riding alligators in the river, using his fingers as a bridle and spurs to guide the beasts, all while reflecting on his survival and swimming prowess.
Chapter 310
Young Swell and Tramp
A conceited young swell encounters a witty tramp who, despite being rebuffed for money, cleverly asks for the swell's calling card to visit his home.
Chapter 311
Lightning Rod Agent
A lightning rod agent tries to sell rods to Jones, but Jones fears thunder more than lightning. The agent adapts his pitch, offering 'thunder rods' at greater expense, and Jones agrees, valuing safety over cost.
Chapter 312
Conquered by a Child
A young girl aboard a Pacific coast ship wins the hearts of sailors and even three chained convicts bound for Fargo. When the ship strikes a rock and she falls overboard, one of the prisoners, Bill Jones, despite being bound, heroically saves her using his teeth, leading the sheriff to set him free.
Chapter 313
Joined His Church
A man confesses to his fiancée, May, that he is a somnambulist (sleepwalker), fearing she will reject him. She initially accepts his condition, likening it to a church or creed, but soon weeps upon witnessing him walking in his sleep.
Chapter 314
Soldier and Gander
A soldier, hungry during Sherman's march through Georgia, uses a hook and line to trick an old woman's gander into following him, then kills and roasts it for a meal.
Chapter 315
Indian Wars
A military unit marching across the prairie takes shelter in a blockhouse during a storm, where they rescue a family with a baby and a kitten. After the family departs, a soldier's alarm about the baby leads to a humorous yet tragic discovery when an Indian attack ends with the kitten killed by arrows instead of the child.
Chapter 316
Love in a Snowdrift
A traveler stranded in a snowbound train in Maine gives a lecture to pass the time, inadvertently helping a young man court a woman. The narrator's initial vanity is soothed when the couple asks him to officiate their wedding, turning the snowdrift from a nuisance into a gain.
Chapter 317
Blanket Shield
A poem celebrating the practical and protective uses of a blanket, from keeping out the cold to serving as a shield in battle. It recounts a historical anecdote of Mexican soldiers defeated by Indigenous warriors who used wet blankets as bulletproof shields.
Chapter 318
Dime Story
A parson forgets his written sermon at home, but his wife finds it and sends a boy to deliver it in time, promising him a dime. The boy fulfills his part by giving the sermon to the parson, who then delivers it to the congregation.
Chapter 319
Alligator and Boy
A humorous poem about boys bathing in Hoxa Tarn who are threatened by an alligator. The boys outwit the creature by rigging up a decoy boy, which the alligator attacks and destroys, scattering its own hide and grease.
Chapter 320
Lines
A brief poem celebrating Dr. McKay's appointment as whip of the Ontario Legislature, praising his cleverness and suitability for the role.
Chapter 321
Lines
A brief poem celebrating Dr. McKay's appointment as whip of the Ontario Legislature, praising his cleverness and suitability for the role.
Chapter 322
Political
A brief satirical poem that plays on the names of Canadian political figures, including Premier Abbot, Cartwright, and Laurier, while commenting on the popularity of cheap sugar.
Chapter 323
The Flood on the Creek
In April 1891, a devastating flood destroys bard McIntyre's warehouse and stock, but he expresses gratitude to friends who helped him and announces his new, secure foundation on Thames Street.
Chapter 324
Big Crops of 1891
The poem celebrates the abundant harvest of 1891, highlighting the favorable weather and the exceptional yields of grain, oats, and peas, which brought gratitude and prosperity to the community.
Chapter 325
Death of Parnell
A brief poetic tribute marking the death of Charles Stewart Parnell, Ireland's great political champion, in October 1891.
Chapter 326
Short Route to the Orient
The poet reflects on his 1858 prediction of the Canadian Pacific Railroad and celebrates its role in speeding mail from Japan to Liverpool, surpassing even Jules Verne's fictional voyage around the world in eighty days. He praises the railroad and its steamships for providing cheap tea and establishing a quick route to the Orient, bidding farewell with a sense of pride.
Chapter 327
Endnotes
The author provides endnotes clarifying and expanding upon references in the main text, including local history, cheese production, notable figures, and literary allusions.
