My Four Weeks in France · Chapters
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Chapter companions for My Four Weeks in France by Ring Lardner.
Chapter 1
I: Dodging Submarines to Cover the Biggest Game of All
The narrator recounts his recruitment as a war correspondent, the bureaucratic hurdles of obtaining passage to France, and the chaotic, humorous voyage across the Atlantic aboard a troopship. The chapter details life at sea, including lifeboat drills, eccentric fellow passengers, language barriers, and the constant threat of submarines.
Chapter 2
II: I Get to Paris and Encounter Some Strange Sights
The narrator arrives in France, undergoes a tense interrogation in Bordeaux, and finally reaches Paris. He observes the peculiarities of wartime French life—meatless days, taxi chaos, public displays of affection—and struggles with bureaucracy and his own lack of proper papers.
Chapter 3
III: I Try to Get to the American Camp—But Meet Disaster
The narrator describes his frustrating attempts to secure passes to visit the American camp and the front lines, hindered by bureaucratic delays. He vividly recounts the perils of Parisian streets, including dangerous taxi rides and a comical air raid scare. The chapter culminates in a disastrous car trip with Howard and Joe, where the vehicle breaks down, leading to a series of misadventures involving a horse-drawn rescue and a costly repair.
Chapter 4
IV: Finally I Get to the American Camp; What I Find There
The narrator travels to an American camp in France with fellow correspondent Mr. Bazin. He observes the correspondents' comfortable life, visits an infantry billet with Mr. Corey, and meets a captain who discusses the need for entertainment. He attempts to meet General Sibert but is turned away. At a training ground, soldiers express dislike for the nickname 'Sammies.' Later, he dines with Captain Jones and a French lady, hearing humorous tales about a half-Indian and zebras. He returns to Paris, writing a poem about the nickname. The chapter also covers a rainy day at camp with a major of marines, who emphasizes shaving and shows the camp kitchen and hospital, and ends with a train journey back to Paris.
Chapter 5
My Adventures at the British Front
The narrator receives permission to visit the British front, obtains a pass with strict rules, and acquires a uniform. He travels with Mr. Gibbons to a château, where they meet a major and an American captain. They visit a training camp with young boys drilling, a bomb-throwing school, and a Chinese labor camp. The chapter highlights cultural differences, bureaucratic absurdities, and the narrator's observations of wartime life.
Chapter 6
How I Didn’t Drive Major Blank’s Car to Camp Such-and-Such
The narrator attempts to drive an American major's car from Paris to an artillery camp, but is thwarted by a series of bureaucratic obstacles: he needs a special pass, photographs, tools, tires, an essence ticket, and a driver's license. After finally securing everything, a telegram arrives ordering him to hold the car in Paris, so he abandons the plan and books passage home.
Chapter 7
VII: I Start Home, with a Stopover at London
The narrator details the bureaucratic ordeal of leaving France and traveling to London, including multiple visa checks, interrogations, and a tense Channel crossing. In London, he registers with the police, encounters a British colonel, and navigates the city's customs and telephones before preparing to sail home.
Chapter 8
VIII: Back in Old "O Say"; I Start Answering Questions
The narrator recounts the voyage home from France aboard a ship filled with British officials, celebrities, and journalists. He describes the daily routines, the ship's newspaper, and a humorous encounter with a doctor who exaggerates his proximity to the German trenches. After arriving in New York, he faces a barrage of repetitive questions about his war experiences, leading him to consider printing a card with stock answers.