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The Innocents Abroad · Chapter

XXXIV explained

The narrator recounts his disillusioning experiences with Turkish culture, including a disappointing Turkish lunch, a fraudulent Turkish bath, and the narghile.

What happens

The narrator recounts his disillusioning experiences with Turkish culture, including a disappointing Turkish lunch, a fraudulent Turkish bath, and the narghile. He satirizes the slave-girl market in Constantinople, the lack of commercial morals, and the suppression of newspapers under the Sultan. The chapter contrasts romanticized Orientalist expectations with grim realities.

Themes in this chapter

  • Satire of Tourism

    The narrator mocks the romanticized expectations of Turkish baths and lunches promoted by travel books, contrasting them with squalid reality.

  • Colonialism and Otherness

    The chapter exoticizes and criticizes Ottoman customs (slave market, morals, press suppression) from a Western perspective.

  • Religion and Hypocrisy

    The narrator notes that Greeks, Turks, and Armenians attend church but lie and cheat, highlighting hypocrisy.

Characters to notice

  • The Narrator

    Describes his disappointment with Turkish lunch, bath, and narghile; reflects on Orientalist travel books.

  • Jack

    Repeatedly says 'I pass' during the unsanitary Turkish lunch, refusing to eat.

Key passages

  • When I think how I have been swindled by books of Oriental travel, I want a tourist for breakfast.

    The narrator feels so deceived by romanticized travel books that he could eat a tourist in anger.

    Expresses the theme of disillusionment with Orientalist expectations.

  • The reality is no more like it than the Five Points are like the Garden of Eden.

    The actual Turkish bath is as different from the description as a slum is from paradise.

    Hyperbolic contrast between ideal and reality.

  • Everybody lies and cheats⁠—everybody who is in business, at any rate.

    In Constantinople, all businessmen are dishonest as a matter of course.

    Critique of commercial morality in the Ottoman Empire.