Short Fiction · Chapter
XXI: I First Marry in Central Park—Lapland Lady for Bride explained
The narrator recounts his first marriage to Hugga Much, a Laplander woman he meets at a weekend party.
What happens
The narrator recounts his first marriage to Hugga Much, a Laplander woman he meets at a weekend party. Despite her persistent advances, he eventually agrees to marry her. The wedding is held in Central Park, with unusual attendants and a chaotic celebration, including a judge inspecting the turf and a breakfast menu.
Themes in this chapter
Satire of Media and Business
The wedding is a media circus, with confetti, cowbells, and public spectacle, satirizing the commercialization of personal events.
Marriage and Gender Roles
The narrator is pursued by a persistent woman, and the wedding is orchestrated by the bride, subverting traditional gender roles.
Characters to notice
- Hugga Much
The Laplander bride, described as 212 pounds of blonde perfection, with a distinctive drawl and a history of multiple marriage attempts.
- Paul Whelton
The best man, known as 'Volts' Whelton, who works as an electric chair tester at Sing Sing prison.
- Texas Guinan
Serves as Hugga's bridesmaid.
- Elizabeth Barrett (Peaches) Browning
Serves as maid of honor.
Key passages
“Listen, hon’,” were her first words: “Ise mahty thusty. Is you-all goin’ to fetch me some mo’ dat dere gin?””
Her first words to me were a request for more gin, spoken in a heavy accent.
Introduces Hugga's distinctive speech and her fondness for alcohol.
“Dignified men marched the streets ringing cowbells and fairly reeking with confetti; women tore each other’s clothes, and even little children asked, “Where is nurse?” and “What is all the hullabaloo?””
The announcement of the engagement caused a public frenzy, with men ringing cowbells, women rioting, and children confused by the chaos.
Highlights the absurd public reaction to the wedding.
“I wanted the ceremony held at Old Trinity; Hugga said it was below her station—she usually got off at Columbus Circle.”
I preferred Old Trinity for the ceremony, but Hugga considered it beneath her, as she typically got off the subway at Columbus Circle.
A joke about Hugga's perceived social status.