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Reginald's Rubaiyat explained

Reginald recounts his failed attempts at writing poetry for a duchess's album, including a Hymn to the New Year, a quatrain about an unwholesome egg, and a parody of a French classic, all of which are rejected for various reasons.

What happens

Reginald recounts his failed attempts at writing poetry for a duchess's album, including a Hymn to the New Year, a quatrain about an unwholesome egg, and a parody of a French classic, all of which are rejected for various reasons. He eventually tricks the duchess by inserting a Tibetan fragment under Agatha's autograph, and then reveals he is actually free to dine with the listener.

Themes in this chapter

  • Hypocrisy and Moral Facade

    The duchess's contradictory objections to political allusions and bribery, while engaging in electioneering.

  • The Absurdity of Social Rituals

    The duchess's insistence on a 'Persian and decadent' yet morally safe poem for her album.

  • Rebellion and Individuality

    Reginald's defiance in writing a forbidden Tibetan fragment and his final declaration of dining elsewhere.

Characters to notice

  • Reginald

    Narrator and protagonist, attempts to write poetry for the duchess's album.

  • Clovis Sangrail

    Implied listener of Reginald's story, addressed as 'you' in the final paragraph.

Key passages

  • The chief qualification, I understand, is that you must be born.

    The only requirement for being a poet is being alive.

    Reginald's sarcastic take on poetic talent.

  • It suggested extremely unusual things to absolutely unlikely people, which I believe is the art of first-class catering in any department.

    Good poetry, like good catering, should offer unexpected experiences to those who least expect them.

    Reginald's philosophy of art as provocation.

  • I thought it much cleverer to give the grapes to the former and the political literature to the sick woman, and the duchess was quite absurdly annoyed about it afterwards.

    I swapped the gifts, giving grapes to the voter and pamphlets to the sick woman, which the duchess found infuriating.

    Reginald's mischievous electioneering tactic.

  • I said I didn't believe Agatha had a quick, and we got quite heated in arguing the matter.

    I claimed Agatha lacked sensitivity, leading to a heated argument.

    Reginald's witty retort about Agatha's emotional depth.

  • That Agatha would get on to a yak in company with a lover even in the comparative seclusion of Tibet is unthinkable.

    Agatha would never ride a yak with a lover, even in remote Tibet.

    Reginald's mockery of Agatha's prudishness.