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The Cynic explained

A brief dialogue between a Junior and Senior Partner reveals a business transaction where a firm sends an extra $50 to cover a pricing error, prompting the Senior Partner to insist on shipping C.O.D.

What happens

A brief dialogue between a Junior and Senior Partner reveals a business transaction where a firm sends an extra $50 to cover a pricing error, prompting the Senior Partner to insist on shipping C.O.D. The chapter then shifts to a series of ironic, personified statements from various objects and entities, each commenting on their own progress or lack thereof.

Themes in this chapter

  • Humor and Irony

    The chapter uses ironic personification and absurd statements to comment on success and failure.

Characters to notice

  • Unknown Narrator

    The narrator presents the dialogue and the subsequent personified remarks.

Key passages

  • Sharp and Simpson send us a check for $50 in addition to their monthly account, to cover difference in price of a higher grade of goods shipped them last time by mistake.

    Sharp and Simpson have sent an extra $50 to correct an overpayment for better-quality goods we mistakenly sent them.

    The partners discuss an honest error correction by a client.

  • Ship ’em C.O.D.

    Send the next order with payment due upon delivery.

    The Senior Partner decides to require cash on delivery despite the client's honesty.

  • I’m getting a move on me,” said the checkerboard.

    The checkerboard claims it is making progress.

    A personified object speaks ironically about advancement.

  • And I’m getting a head in the world,” said the piece of sensation news.

    A sensational news story says it is becoming prominent.

    Another ironic personification about gaining attention.

  • I’m dead in it,” said the spoiled bivalve at the clambake.

    A spoiled clam at a clambake declares it is ruined.

    A humorous, ironic statement about failure.

  • I think I shall get along well,” said the artesian water company.

    The artesian water company expresses optimism about its future.

    An ironic personification of a business entity.