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Telemachus, Friend explained

The narrator meets Telemachus Hicks, who recounts the story of his friendship with Paisley Fish and how it was tested when both fell in love with the widow Mrs.

What happens

The narrator meets Telemachus Hicks, who recounts the story of his friendship with Paisley Fish and how it was tested when both fell in love with the widow Mrs. Jessup. They agree to court her fairly in each other's presence, but Hicks eventually wins her hand, leading to a physical altercation that ends their friendship.

Themes in this chapter

  • Love and Romance

    The central conflict arises from both men falling in love with Widow Jessup, leading to the dissolution of their friendship.

  • Humor and Irony

    The story is narrated with humorous anecdotes and ironic twists, such as the men's absurdly formal courtship agreement.

Characters to notice

  • Unknown Narrator

    The narrator listens to Telemachus Hicks' story about friendship and love.

  • Billy Keogh

    Telemachus Hicks, the hotel proprietor, tells the story of his friendship with Paisley Fish.

  • Mrs. Conant

    Widow Jessup, the object of affection for both Hicks and Paisley Fish.

Key passages

  • The only perfect case of true friendship I ever knew was a cordial intent between a Connecticut man and a monkey.

    The only flawless friendship I've seen was between a man from Connecticut and a monkey.

    Hicks uses this as an ironic example of true friendship.

  • Friendship between man and man is an ancient historical virtue enacted in the days when men had to protect each other against lizards with eighty-foot tails and flying turtles.

    Male friendship is an old tradition from prehistoric times when men needed to defend each other from giant lizards and flying turtles.

    Hicks humorously exaggerates the origins of friendship.