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A persistent peddler with a long nose attempts to sell various household goods to a woman who repeatedly tries to tell him that her family has smallpox.

What happens

A persistent peddler with a long nose attempts to sell various household goods to a woman who repeatedly tries to tell him that her family has smallpox. He misinterprets her interruptions and continues his sales pitch until she finally blurts out the truth, causing him to flee in panic just as a man arrives to nail a yellow quarantine flag on the house.

Themes in this chapter

  • Humor and Irony

    The peddler's obliviousness to the woman's repeated attempts to mention smallpox creates a comedic misunderstanding, culminating in his panicked retreat.

Characters to notice

  • Unknown Narrator

    The peddler with a long, sharp nose who tries to sell goods door-to-door.

  • Mrs. Conant

    The woman who opens the door and attempts to inform the peddler about the smallpox in her family.

Key passages

  • I’m trying to tell you,” said the woman, “that we have smallpox in the family, and⁠—”

    The woman finally manages to reveal that her household is afflicted with smallpox.

    This revelation ends the peddler's sales pitch and triggers his hasty departure.