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A Green Hand explained

A Houston jeweler recounts to a friend how an inexperienced but honest clerk lost him a customer by actually saving a diamond pin for a married man, who was then forced to buy it as a Christmas present for his wife.

What happens

A Houston jeweler recounts to a friend how an inexperienced but honest clerk lost him a customer by actually saving a diamond pin for a married man, who was then forced to buy it as a Christmas present for his wife.

Themes in this chapter

  • Humor and Irony

    The irony of a clerk being too honest and efficient, thereby causing the jeweler to lose a customer instead of pleasing him.

  • Gender Roles and Marriage

    The husband's reluctant purchase of the pin under his wife's expectation highlights marital dynamics and social pressure.

Characters to notice

Key passages

  • I shall never again employ any but experienced salesmen, who thoroughly understand the jewelry business

    The jeweler vows to hire only seasoned salespeople who know the trade.

    Sets up the lesson learned from the incident.

  • That idiot of a clerk actually saved the pin for him and he had to buy it.

    The clerk's honesty backfired by forcing the customer to follow through on his promise.

    Punchline revealing the ironic twist.