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A Christmas Pi explained

The narrator, a writer who has never written a Christmas story, recounts his annual cycle of promising to write one and failing.

What happens

The narrator, a writer who has never written a Christmas story, recounts his annual cycle of promising to write one and failing. On Christmas Eve, he encounters a man about to throw a brick into a pawnbroker's window, whom he initially tries to stop. The man reveals he is actually a magazine writer seeking a real story by getting arrested, and the narrator jokingly identifies himself as a plumber named John Horner.

Themes in this chapter

  • Humor and Irony

    The narrator's ironic self-deprecation about never writing a Christmas story and the twist that the brick-throwing man is also a writer seeking a story highlight the chapter's humorous tone.

Characters to notice

  • Unknown Narrator

    The narrator, a writer who has never written a Christmas story, encounters a man on Christmas Eve and tries to prevent him from throwing a brick.

Key passages

  • I am not without claim to distinction. Although I still stick to suspenders—which, happily, reciprocate—I am negatively egregious.

    I have some unique qualities, like still wearing suspenders (which thankfully hold up my pants), but I am notable for what I haven't done.

    The narrator humorously lists things he has never done, establishing his character.

  • I would get copy from a cop, material from a mater, plot from a messenger boy.

    I planned to find story ideas from a police officer, material from a mother, and a plot from a messenger boy.

    The narrator's playful wordplay shows his desperation for a Christmas story idea.

  • My name is John Horner, and I'm a plumber.

    I am a plumber named John Horner.

    The narrator's false identity is a humorous reference to the nursery rhyme 'Little Jack Horner,' ending the chapter on a whimsical note.