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Senator Stephen M.

What happens

Senator Stephen M. White arrives at heaven's gate and expects immediate entry based on his political status, but Saint Peter challenges him, noting that White always voted for himself. When White threatens to draw his weapon, he realizes he has left it in his other breeches.

Themes in this chapter

  • Political Satire

    The chapter satirizes political entitlement and the assumption that power on earth guarantees entry to heaven.

  • Hypocrisy and Corruption

    Senator White's self-interested voting record and his threat of violence expose the hypocrisy of political leaders.

Characters to notice

  • Saint Peter

    Unarmed gatekeeper who calmly denies Senator White entry, questioning his self-serving voting record.

  • Unknown

    The narrator describes the scene at heaven's gate with ironic detachment.

Key passages

  • But you voted always wrong below: 'Whate'er the question, clear and high Your voice rang: ' I ,' ' I ,' ever ' I .'

    Saint Peter accuses the Senator of always voting in his own self-interest, regardless of the issue.

    Highlights the theme of political self-serving behavior.

  • He felt his fingers vainly slide Upon his unappareled hide (The dead arise from their 'silent tents' But not their late habiliments) Then wailed—the briefest of his speeches: 'I've left it in my other breeches!'

    The Senator tries to draw a weapon but realizes he is naked in the afterlife and left his gun behind.

    Comic deflation of political bluster and the absurdity of earthly power in the afterlife.

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