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The National Guardsman explained

A satirical poem presenting a self-proclaimed 'gorgeous golden hero' who serves as a National Guardsman, contrasting his proud, martial posture with the physical discomfort of standing guard on hard stones.

What happens

A satirical poem presenting a self-proclaimed 'gorgeous golden hero' who serves as a National Guardsman, contrasting his proud, martial posture with the physical discomfort of standing guard on hard stones.

Themes in this chapter

  • Political Satire

    The poem mocks the self-aggrandizing image of the National Guardsman, contrasting his heroic claims with the mundane reality of standing guard.

  • Deception and Self-Deception

    The Guardsman's boastful self-description as a 'gorgeous golden hero' belies the softness and discomfort he actually feels.

Characters to notice

  • Unknown

    The speaker of the poem, a National Guardsman boasting of his heroic role.

Key passages

  • I'm a gorgeous golden hero / And my trade is taking life.

    I am a splendid, heroic figure whose profession involves killing.

    The Guardsman's opening boast establishes his self-image as a glamorous warrior.

  • But the stones are O, so hard! / And my feet are O, so soft!

    However, the ground is very hard, and my feet are very tender.

    The final lines undercut the heroic facade with a comedic complaint about physical discomfort.

Poetry — The National Guardsman Explained