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For President, Leland Stanford explained

A satirical poem depicting Leland Stanford as 'Mahomet Stanford' who, driven by greed, sees a mirage of a gold mountain and attempts to command it closer.

What happens

A satirical poem depicting Leland Stanford as 'Mahomet Stanford' who, driven by greed, sees a mirage of a gold mountain and attempts to command it closer. When the mountain does not move, he kicks his advisor Pixley Pasha and declares he will go to the mountain instead. After a massive expedition, the mountain vanishes at dawn, and Stanford furiously curses Pixley.

Themes in this chapter

  • Political Satire

    The poem satirizes Leland Stanford's political ambitions and greed through the allegory of Mahomet Stanford and the mirage mountain.

  • Deception and Self-Deception

    Stanford is deceived by a mirage, and his self-deception leads to a futile expedition and misplaced anger.

Characters to notice

  • Leland Stanford

    Portrayed as 'Mahomet Stanford,' a greedy and imperious figure who attempts to command a mirage mountain of gold.

  • Pixley Pasha

    Depicted as a sycophantic advisor who licks Stanford's feet and is kicked when the mountain does not obey.

Key passages

  • Mahomet Stanford, with covetous stare, Gazed on a vision surpassingly fair: Far on the desert’s remote extreme A mountain of gold with a mellow gleam

    Leland Stanford, consumed by greed, saw a beautiful illusion of a golden mountain in the distant desert.

    Introduces the central mirage that drives the narrative.

  • Mahomet Stanford exerted his will, Commanding: “In Allah’s name, hither, hill!” Never an inch the mountain came.

    Stanford commanded the mountain to move, but it did not budge.

    Highlights Stanford's arrogance and the failure of his command.

  • He said: “Since the mountain won’t come to me, I’ll go to the mountain.”

    He decided to go to the mountain himself.

    A direct reference to the classic fable, used to mock Stanford's determination.

  • Morning broke fair with a golden sheen, Mountain, alas, was nowhere seen!

    At dawn, the mountain had completely disappeared.

    The mirage vanishes, revealing the futility of Stanford's quest.

  • Mahomet Stanford pounded his breast, Pixley Pasha he thus addressed: “Dog of mendacity, cheat and slave, May jackasses sing o’er your grandfather’s grave!”

    Stanford furiously beat his chest and cursed Pixley Pasha, calling him a lying dog and wishing donkeys sing at his grandfather's funeral.

    Stanford's rage is misdirected at his advisor, underscoring his irrationality.

Poetry — For President, Leland Stanford Explained