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An Average explained

The narrator reflects on their inability to fully commit to either blondes or brunettes, resolving the dilemma by loving both equally as a happy medium.

What happens

The narrator reflects on their inability to fully commit to either blondes or brunettes, resolving the dilemma by loving both equally as a happy medium.

Themes in this chapter

  • Love and Communication

    The poem explores the narrator's romantic preferences and the compromise of loving both types of women.

  • Nature and Artifice

    Contrasts natural hair colors (blonde and brunette) as elements of human nature, seeking a balanced ideal.

Characters to notice

  • Unknown

    The speaker who confesses a divided affection between blondes and brunettes.

Key passages

  • I ne'er could be entirely fond Of any maiden who's a blonde, And no brunette that e'er I saw My whole devotion e'er could draw.

    I have never been able to love a blonde completely, nor has any brunette ever captured my full devotion.

    The narrator admits to a partial but incomplete attraction to each hair color.

  • Yet sure no girl was ever made Just half of light and half of shade. And so, this happy mean to get, I love a blonde and a brunette.

    No woman is perfectly balanced between light and dark, so to achieve that balance I love both a blonde and a brunette.

    The narrator resolves his dilemma by loving one of each, creating his own average.

Poetry — An Average Explained