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Valentines explained

The chapter is a series of valentine poems addressed to various newspaper staff roles, playfully teasing their jobs and quirks.

What happens

The chapter is a series of valentine poems addressed to various newspaper staff roles, playfully teasing their jobs and quirks.

Themes in this chapter

  • Humor and Satire

    The entire chapter consists of humorous, satirical valentines directed at newspaper colleagues.

  • Work and Profession

    Each poem highlights a different newspaper role, from rewrite man to cashier, reflecting workplace dynamics.

Characters to notice

  • Jess Willard

    Referenced in the valentine to the Bold Editorial Writer as a 'great big bluff'.

  • Barbara

    Mentioned as 'Babette' in the valentine to the Lineman.

Key passages

  • To a Bold Editorial Writer: They read him and they cry: He’s not afraid, This supergink, to call a spade a spade! He says Jess Willard’s just a great big bluff! Yea, brothers, but he doesn’t sign his stuff.

    The editorial writer boldly criticizes Jess Willard but remains anonymous.

    Highlights the irony of anonymous editorial bravado.

  • To a Cashier: Every day I murmur: 'Lord! How I love that Mr. W⁠⸺⁠d!' Honest, Al, I think you’re fine. Won’t you be my Valentine?

    The narrator playfully flatters the cashier, calling him 'Al' and asking to be his Valentine.

    Ends the chapter with a lighthearted, personal appeal.