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Robert M. Sweitzer explained
A brief, poetic address to Robert M.
What happens
A brief, poetic address to Robert M. Sweitzer, the County Clerk of Chicago, acknowledging his near victory in a political contest and predicting his future success.
Characters to notice
- Robert M. Sweitzer
County Clerk of Chicago who almost won but is predicted to win easily next time.
Key passages
“You almost won out, but not quite, sir. You put up a helluva fight, sir. Next time you go in, I’ll bet you won’t win, And you will, in a walk, Robert Sweitzer.”
You came close to victory but fell short; you fought admirably. Next time, I predict you won't just win—you'll win easily.
A direct address to Robert M. Sweitzer, acknowledging his near win and forecasting a decisive future victory.