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M. DeWitt McAlpine explained

A brief, playful verse celebrating M.

What happens

A brief, playful verse celebrating M. DeWitt McAlpine, Vice-President of Bradner Smith & Co. in Chicago, noting his popularity and hinting that he may soon be caught by a lady.

Themes in this chapter

  • Humor and Satire

    The chapter uses a playful, rhyming verse to humorously comment on McAlpine's bachelor status and social popularity.

  • Work and Profession

    McAlpine is identified by his professional role as Vice-President of Bradner Smith & Co., tying his identity to his career.

Characters to notice

  • Unknown Narrator

    The narrator delivers a lighthearted, admiring verse about M. DeWitt McAlpine.

Key passages

  • M. DeWitt McAlpine V-Pres. Bradner Smith & Co. , Chicago Chicago’s most popular batch, So far he has not met his match; But he isn’t immune And I’m thinking that soon Some lady will make a good catch.

    M. DeWitt McAlpine, Vice-President of Bradner Smith & Co. in Chicago, is the city's most eligible bachelor. Though he hasn't been matched yet, the narrator suspects a lady will soon win him over.

    The verse celebrates McAlpine's popularity and playfully predicts his future marriage.