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John M. Glenn explained

A brief, humorous poem about John M.

What happens

A brief, humorous poem about John M. Glenn, suggesting that a picture of him must be a fake because he never sits still for so long.

Themes in this chapter

  • Humor and Satire

    The chapter uses a playful, rhyming poem to poke fun at John M. Glenn's restless nature.

Characters to notice

  • John M. Glenn

    Subject of the chapter; depicted as restless and unable to sit still.

Key passages

  • A picture of John? I’ve a strong Suspicion that something is wrong; In fact I will stake My life it’s a fake⁠— He never sat still so darn long.

    The narrator suspects that any photograph of John M. Glenn must be a forgery, because he is never still enough to be captured in a picture.

    Highlights the humorous exaggeration of John M. Glenn's constant motion.