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John E. Owens explained

A brief, rhythmic tribute to John E.

What happens

A brief, rhythmic tribute to John E. Owens, a Chicago lawyer, recounting his personal account of an event, with the narrator expressing belief in his story while playfully wishing him ill if it proves false.

Characters to notice

  • John E. Owens

    A Chicago lawyer who personally told the narrator a story, which the narrator believes but jokingly hopes will choke him if untrue.

  • Unknown Narrator

    The narrator who recounts John E. Owens's story and expresses belief in it.

Key passages

  • John E. Owens Lawyer, Chicago He caught it hissilf, Johnny Owens; He tould me in could sober towens. I b’lave him, I do, But if it ain’t thrue, Sure I hope that he’ll choke on the bowens.

    John E. Owens, a lawyer from Chicago, caught it himself. Johnny Owens told me in cold, sober tones. I believe him, I do, but if it isn't true, I hope he chokes on the bones.

    The narrator affirms belief in John E. Owens's story while adding a humorous curse if it's false.