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John Borden explained
A brief limerick-style tribute to John Borden, a Chicago capitalist whose yacht served in wartime, suggesting his contribution was pivotal to the Allied effort.
What happens
A brief limerick-style tribute to John Borden, a Chicago capitalist whose yacht served in wartime, suggesting his contribution was pivotal to the Allied effort.
Characters to notice
- John Borden
Subject of the limerick, a capitalist from Chicago whose yacht was used during the war.
Key passages
“In peace times his boat is a yacht, But during the war, it was not. If John hadn’t came Across with the same, The Kaiser might still speak to Gott.”
In peacetime, John Borden's boat was a luxury yacht, but during the war it was repurposed for military service. His contribution was so significant that without it, the German Kaiser might still be in power.
The limerick humorously exaggerates Borden's role in World War I.