All chapters

Poetry · Chapter

Jno. W. Maguire explained

A brief, humorous verse about Jno.

What happens

A brief, humorous verse about Jno. W. Maguire, Vice President and General Manager of the Portage Rubber Company in Akron, suggesting that his tires are prone to blowouts.

Themes in this chapter

  • Humor and Satire

    The chapter uses a light, rhyming verse to poke fun at Maguire's tires, implying they are unreliable.

  • Work and Profession

    Highlights Maguire's role as a vice president and general manager in the rubber industry.

Characters to notice

  • John J. Meagher

    Mentioned as Jno. W. Maguire, V.P. and Gen. Mgr. of Portage Rubber Co., with a playful warning about his tires.

Key passages

  • With this picture on view, it requires No sleuth to decide he makes tires, And say, if you go out Expecting a blow-out, Take some other tires than Maguire’s.

    Looking at this picture, it's obvious he manufactures tires, but if you're planning a trip and want to avoid a flat, you should choose a different brand.

    The verse humorously warns against using Maguire's tires due to their tendency to fail.