Poetry · Chapter
Arthur J. Mitchell explained
A brief poetic tribute to Arthur J.
What happens
A brief poetic tribute to Arthur J. Mitchell, praising his reliability in investments while humorously noting his poor golf game.
Themes in this chapter
Work and Profession
The poem highlights Mitchell's professional reliability in investments.
Humor and Satire
The contrast between his professional competence and poor golf game is presented humorously.
Characters to notice
- John J. Mitchell
Likely the subject of the poem, though the name differs slightly; praised as a safe investment advisor but mocked for his golf skills.
Key passages
“When it comes to investing your kale, This guy is as safe as the mail”
When it comes to investing your money, this man is as reliable as the postal service.
The poem uses slang ('kale' for money) and a simile to emphasize trustworthiness.
“But out on the links— Well, the caddy, me thinks, Is looking goshawfully pale.”
But on the golf course, the caddy appears very frightened, likely due to Mitchell's poor play.
Humorously suggests Mitchell's golf skills are so bad that the caddy is scared.