You Can’t Win · Chapters
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Chapter companions for You Can’t Win by Jack Black.
Chapter 1
Acknowledgments
The author dedicates the book to Fremont Older, Judge Frank H. Dunne, an unnamed friend who helped him escape from San Francisco jail, and a beggar named 'Sticks' Sullivan who removed buckshot from his back under a bridge in Baraboo, Wisconsin.
Chapter 2
You Can't Win
Jack Black reflects on his life of crime, the inevitability of capture, and the harsh realities of the criminal underworld. He recounts various experiences, including his time in prison and the betrayals he faced, emphasizing the futility of a life of crime.
Chapter 3
I
The narrator reflects on his transformation from a motherless schoolboy to a hardened criminal, contrasting his current role as a librarian with his past as a yegg and highwayman. He describes his bleak twenty-five-year criminal career, the loss of his mother at age ten, and his early departure from convent school at fourteen, which set him on a path of burglary and imprisonment.
Chapter 4
II
The narrator recounts his time at a Catholic convent school, where he forms a bond with the coachman Thomas, who tells him stories of Jesse James and other outlaws. He becomes fascinated with crime stories, especially after reading about Jesse James's murder, which fuels his sympathy for outlaws and his eventual turn toward crime. The chapter explores his internal conflict between religious devotion and admiration for lawless heroes.
Chapter 5
III
After leaving the convent school at fourteen, John returns to live with his father in a hotel, adjusting to a new, noisy life. He attends district school but struggles with arithmetic. He takes a job working for Cy at a bar, earning his first wages, and gains a sense of independence. The chapter ends with him saying goodbye to an old veteran before leaving for the city.
Chapter 6
IV
Jack Black is arrested along with the inhabitants of Madam Singleton's brothel after a hog raiser from Kansas claims one of the girls stole his money. After a search reveals nothing, Black is locked up in the city prison, where he experiences the horrifying conditions of the jail. He is eventually released thanks to his employers, the milkman and Tex, and later returns to Madam Singleton's, where she and Julia apologize for forgetting him.
Chapter 7
V
Jack Black helps Julia escape from Madam Kate Singleton's brothel by arranging for a hack driver to pick up her clothes and her from the alley. Julia finds a job at the Comique and later meets Jack for a horseback riding outing, sharing her past and her desire to leave the life behind.
Chapter 8
VI
After confessing his recent misadventures to his father, the narrator receives a resigned blessing and never sees him again. He leaves town, falls in with two bindle stiffs under a bridge, shares a meal, and begins a westward journey. He hops a freight train, survives a deadly accident that kills his traveling companion, and eventually makes his way to Denver via a bribed porter.
Chapter 9
VII
After escaping from jail, the narrator reunites with Smiler, and together they commit a burglary to obtain a coat and food. They board a train, hide stolen watches in a coal car, and travel to Pocatello, Idaho, where they meet the fence Salt Chunk Mary to sell their loot.
Chapter 10
VIII
After Smiler is shot and killed during a burglary attempt, the narrator flees in shock, hides, cleans up, and buys new clothes. He is later arrested and jailed, where he refuses to talk, following Smiler's advice. At his hearing, a woman testifies she shot one man, and the landlord confirms the narrator was not in the room that night. The prosecutor uses his silence against him.
Chapter 11
IX
Jack Black describes his entry into the penitentiary, where he finds a surprisingly lax environment and is quickly taken under the wing of experienced criminals like Shorty, George, and Sanc. He learns the underworld's code of character and loyalty, refuses to work as an unconvicted man, and is thrown into solitary confinement. After his escape and subsequent arrest for trespass, he serves a ten-day sentence in a small-town jail, where he begins planning future crimes.
Chapter 12
The Four-Thousand-Dollar Haul and the Yegg Convention
Jack Black recounts his apprenticeship with a yegg mob, detailing the planning and execution of a $4,000 burglary from a general store. After the heist, the crew hides out at Salt Chunk Mary's in Pocatello, where a convention of bums, yeggs, and beggars takes place. The money is split evenly, and Black reflects on his growing fascination with the criminal life.
Chapter 13
XI
Sanc imparts his wisdom on the art of burglary to the Kid, emphasizing caution, the importance of avoiding traceable items, and the psychology of dealing with victims and police. After a successful heist, they meticulously dispose of incriminating evidence, and Sanc plans to sell the stolen gems through Salt Chunk Mary to minimize risk.
Chapter 14
XII
During Sanc's absence, the narrator works industriously on his criminal trade—renting rooms, making duplicate keys, and surveilling safety box depositors. His evenings are spent on the Barbary Coast and in wine dumps, where he observes the degradation of alcoholics and the shanghaiers' use of knockout drops. After being arrested in a wine dump raid, he is jailed overnight in the foul city prison. There he meets two morphine addicts (hypos) who buy drugs from a corrupt trusty, and a young 'wise guy' who boasts of his con skills. The narrator declines an offered shot of morphine, reflecting on his growing knowledge of the underworld.
Chapter 15
XIII
Sanc and the narrator plan a heist at the Diamond Palace jewelry store in San Francisco, rehearsing their roles and scouting the location. After a failed ruby theft in Oakland, Sanc suspects the stone is fake and travels to Salt Lake City to verify it. Meanwhile, the narrator explores Chinatown, learns about the origin of the word 'yegg,' and identifies potential escape routes for the Diamond Palace job.
Chapter 16
XIV
Jack Black reflects on his encounter with Rebel George, a reformed bunko man, and his own inability to pursue honest work due to his immersion in the underworld. He travels to Seattle, where he teams up with St. Louis Frank for a gambling house heist. After the robbery, they are arrested and brutally beaten by jailer John Corbett. Frank becomes embittered and later is executed for murder, while Black escapes to San Francisco.
Chapter 17
Chapter XV
Jack Black recounts his time in Chicago, where he encounters the seedy underworld of bars, hop joints, and street girls. He helps a desperate prostitute, Irish Annie, dispose of a dead man's body, only to be later betrayed by her in court. The narrative shifts to his apprenticeship with George, learning the trade of safe-cracking in Butte and other towns. They operate methodically, avoiding cities and living on the road. George's strict code against murder is emphasized, and Black reflects on the dangers of their life. In Salt Lake City, they establish a base, and Black learns of a potential easy score from a crippled beggar, which he and George plan to exploit.
Chapter 18
XVI
After spending a year in San Francisco, the narrator considers moving to New York but is dissuaded by a fellow traveler who warns of the city's dangers for outsiders. He returns west, working through harvest fields and encountering yeggs and thieves. Winter drives him toward Vancouver, but he is arrested in Canada for a hotel safe burglary. In jail, he befriends a Chinese cellmate, learns Chinook, and plans an escape using smuggled hacksaws.
Chapter 19
XVII
After escaping from jail, Jack Black and his Chinese cellmate Chew Chee travel to Vancouver. Black grapples with his ingrained criminal code, refusing to take money for helping Chew Chee and instead planning a burglary of a Chinese storekeeper's money. He attempts to use chloroform but fails, leading to his arrest. After escaping again, he searches for Chew Chee in Chinatown, eventually meeting a Chinese contact who leads him to a loft where he observes opium smoking. The chapter explores Black's internal conflict between his criminal upbringing and moments of moral hesitation.
Chapter 20
XVIII
Jack Black reflects on his criminal mindset, his trial and sentencing to two years and thirty lashes, and his time in Victoria among smugglers before his arrest. He contemplates his own responsibility for his life of crime and awaits his flogging at New Westminster prison.
Chapter 21
XIX
Jack Black reflects on his criminal past and the possibility of rehabilitation, travels to Vancouver and the Kootenai mining district, seeks Salt Chunk Mary in Pocatello only to find she has disappeared, and shares his observations on the opium habit and the uncertainties of a burglar's life.
Chapter 22
XX
The narrator, suspected of a payroll burglary in a Canadian town, faces interrogation and arrest but refuses to answer questions. He later recounts planning a heist on a mine payroll, only to find an impenetrable safe. After losing his money, he travels to a mining camp, reconnects with an old acquaintance, and attempts small-time theft to recover.
Chapter 23
XXI
Jack Black executes a highly profitable burglary of a general store, stealing diamonds, watches, and cash. He evades suspicion by planting false narratives and carefully fences the stolen goods in San Francisco. He later partners with Swede Pete in a marked-card scheme but feels cheated on the split. After a failed safe-cracking attempt, he considers but rejects a dishwashing job, reaffirming his commitment to burglary.
Chapter 24
XXII
Jack Black recounts his partnership with a young man he calls 'Spokane,' who helps him dispose of stolen jewels. After sending Spokane to retrieve a buried cache of watches and rings, the package goes missing and Spokane is arrested. Black decides to stay and face arrest rather than flee, ensuring Spokane remains loyal. They are repeatedly arrested and released on habeas corpus, eventually extradited to Canada. Black is convicted and sentenced to eight years at Folsom, while Spokane dies of tuberculosis. Black reflects on the far-reaching consequences of his crime, noting how everyone involved—judges, police, witnesses, lawyers—corrupted justice.
Chapter 25
XXIII
Jack Black recounts his time in county jail, his hatred for Irish Annie and her eventual death, his transfer to Folsom prison under Captain Murphy, his long stay at Ingleside jail during the graft prosecution, and his eventual escape with the help of a friend. He also describes his meeting with Fremont Older and his struggle to quit opium.
Chapter 26
XXIV
Jack Black reflects on his transformation after receiving a one-year sentence instead of twenty-five years, describing how kindness from unexpected sources changed his outlook. He recounts his time at San Quentin, his gradual withdrawal from opium, and his determination to reform.
