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VII explained

Adam becomes the gossip columnist Mr.

What happens

Adam becomes the gossip columnist Mr. Chatterbox for the Daily Excess after Simon Balcairn's suicide. He and Nina plan to marry on his salary. The chapter details the chaos of libel suits from Balcairn's final story, the black list imposed by Lord Monomark, and Adam's inventive and misleading journalism, including a series on titled eccentrics, invented celebrities like the sculptor Provna, and fashion trends. Adam and Nina attend the November Handicap in Manchester, where Adam seeks the drunk Major who lost his money.

Themes in this chapter

  • Media and Celebrity Culture

    Adam's transformation into Mr. Chatterbox and his invention of celebrities like Provna highlight the artificiality and power of the gossip column.

  • Hypocrisy and Moral Vacuity

    The libel suits and black list expose the moral emptiness of high society, while Adam's misleading journalism thrives.

  • Violence and Death as Spectacle

    Balcairn's suicide and the ensuing legal chaos are treated as entertainment, with Miss Runcible collecting press cuttings.

Characters to notice

  • Adam Fenwick-Symes

    Becomes Mr. Chatterbox, gossip columnist for the Daily Excess; invents stories and trends; attends the November Handicap with Nina.

  • Nina Blount

    Lunches with Adam at Espinosa's; plans to marry him; accompanies him to the November Handicap.

  • Miss Runcible

    Fills albums with press cuttings of her appearances in court related to the libel suits.

  • Mrs. Melrose Ape

    Confirms Balcairn's story in an interview; leaves England with her angels for Oberammergau.

  • Miles Malpractice

    Moves to Shepheard's after Edward Throbbing's return to Hertford Street.

  • Edward Throbbing

    Returns to Hertford Street with secretaries; his butler runs amok; his household is disturbed by ambiguous calls and visits.

  • Ginger Littlejohn

    Transfigured by Adam's column; encountered by Adam and Nina at the November Handicap.

  • Imogen Quest

    Becomes a subject of Adam's column; gives a party that attracts gatecrashers; sails for Jamaica after Lord Monomark expresses interest.

Key passages

  • Then Adam became Mr. Chatterbox.

    Adam assumes the identity of the gossip columnist Mr. Chatterbox.

    This marks the beginning of Adam's new career.

  • Lord Monomark’s black list had made a devastating change in the personnel of the Daily Excess gossip.

    The black list from Lord Monomark forced the gossip column to focus on obscure and unremarkable people.

    Highlights the impact of censorship on the column's content.

  • He invented a sculptor called Provna, the son of a Polish nobleman, who lived in a top-floor studio in Grosvenor House.

    Adam fabricates an artist named Provna, complete with a false biography and career.

    Illustrates Adam's willingness to create fictional celebrities.

  • As the days passed, Mr. Chatterbox’s page became almost wholly misleading.

    Adam's column increasingly contained false information and fabricated trends.

    Shows the degeneration of journalistic integrity.