Ukridge Stories · Chapter
The Exit of Battling Billson explained
Ukridge's plan for a boxing match with Battling Billson falls apart when Billson, after attending a revival meeting, declares fighting sinful and refuses to fight.
What happens
Ukridge's plan for a boxing match with Battling Billson falls apart when Billson, after attending a revival meeting, declares fighting sinful and refuses to fight. Ukridge decides to substitute himself in the ring under Billson's name, with a fixed outcome arranged by Izzy Previn. Meanwhile, the narrator encounters Ukridge in Llunindnno, where Ukridge has been thrown out of a theatre after his seat was taken. The chapter ends with Ukridge pointing out a poster for the upcoming fight.
Themes in this chapter
Deception and Manipulation
Ukridge plans to fight under Billson's name with a fixed outcome, deceiving the audience and manipulating the fight's result.
The Absurdity of Modern Life
The chaotic sequence of events—Billson's sudden religious conversion, Ukridge's substitution, and his ejection from the theatre—highlights the absurdity of Ukridge's schemes.
Characters to notice
- Stanley Featherstonehaugh Ukridge
Ukridge substitutes himself for Battling Billson in the fight after Billson refuses due to religious conversion; he is also thrown out of a theatre in Llunindnno.
- Corky
The narrator, who is in Llunindnno to cover a revivalist meeting, encounters Ukridge and learns about the fight situation.
- Battling Billson
Billson refuses to fight after attending a revival meeting, declaring fighting sinful, leading Ukridge to substitute himself.
- Mr. Thomas
Lloyd Thomas, the opponent in the fight, who knocks Ukridge down and later attacks Billson when Billson tries to stop the fight.
- Izzy Previn
Arranges the gentleman's agreement for the fixed fight between Ukridge (as Billson) and Thomas.
Key passages
“Fightin’ ain’t right!”
Billson declares that fighting is morally wrong.
Billson's conversion leads him to denounce the fight.
“We’re putting on a substitute.”
Ukridge announces that a replacement fighter will be used.
Ukridge decides to fight in Billson's place.
“They chucked me out!”
Ukridge was forcibly removed from the theatre.
Ukridge is ejected from the theatre after a dispute over his seat.