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The Merry Wives of Windsor · Chapter

Scene V explained

Falstaff laments being beaten and transformed after his escape from the Ford house.

What happens

Falstaff laments being beaten and transformed after his escape from the Ford house. Mistress Quickly delivers a letter from Mistress Ford, hinting at further rendezvous. Simple arrives seeking the wise woman of Brainford for Master Slender, and Falstaff deceives him about Anne Page's fortune. The Host is warned of cozeners who have stolen his horses, and Falstaff reflects on his own cozenage and beating.

Themes in this chapter

  • Deception and Disguise

    Falstaff disguises himself as the wise woman of Brainford and deceives Simple about Anne Page's fortune.

  • Appearance vs. Reality

    Falstaff's transformation and the cozeners' false promises highlight the gap between how things seem and how they are.

Characters to notice

  • Sir John Falstaff

    Complains of being cozened and beaten, and deceives Simple about the wise woman of Brainford.

  • Mistress Quickly

    Brings a letter from Mistress Ford and arranges a private meeting with Falstaff.

  • Simple

    Sent by Master Slender to inquire about the wise woman of Brainford and about Anne Page.

  • Host of the Garter

    Anxious about his horses being stolen by cozeners, and interacts with Simple and Falstaff.

  • Bardolph

    Returns breathless and mired, reporting that the cozeners stole the Host's horses.

  • Sir Hugh Evans

    Warns the Host about the cozen-germans who have cheated other innkeepers.

Key passages

  • I would all the world might be cozened, for I have been cozened and beaten too.

    I wish everyone could be cheated, since I have been cheated and beaten myself.

    Falstaff expresses his bitterness after being tricked and physically punished.

  • If it should come to the ear of the court how I have been transformed, and how my transformation hath been washed and cudgelled, they would melt me out of my fat, drop by drop, and liquor fishermen’s boots with me.

    If the court hears how I was disguised and then beaten and drenched, they would mock me so mercilessly that I would be reduced to nothing.

    Falstaff fears public humiliation and imagines being ridiculed for his failed disguise.

  • Marry, she says that the very same man that beguiled Master Slender of his chain cozened him of it.

    She says that the same man who tricked Master Slender out of his chain also cheated him.

    Falstaff lies to Simple, pretending the wise woman confirmed Nym's guilt.