The Humbugs of the World · Chapter
Haunted Houses and Superstition Exposed explained
Barnum recounts the story of Kirby, an actor who spent a night in a reputedly haunted house in Yorkshire, England.
What happens
Barnum recounts the story of Kirby, an actor who spent a night in a reputedly haunted house in Yorkshire, England. Kirby, armed with Colt pistols, investigates the supernatural phenomena and discovers they are caused by an old gardener using galvanic batteries, chemistry, and mechanical devices to scare away the owners so his granddaughter could acquire the property cheaply. Barnum uses this tale to critique the gullibility and superstition that lead people to believe in ghosts.
Themes in this chapter
Gullibility and Human Nature
Kirby's story illustrates how easily people are deceived by staged supernatural events, playing on their fears and superstitions.
Science, Medicine, and Quackery
The old gardener used a galvanic battery and chemical devices to create the haunting, showing how science can be misused for deception.
Hypocrisy and Moral Judgment
The gardener's motive—ambition for his granddaughter—reveals moral hypocrisy in using deceit for personal gain.
Characters to notice
- Mr. Barnum
Narrator and recipient of Kirby's story; reflects on the power of superstition.
- Kirby
Actor who spent a night in the haunted house and later recounted the experience to Barnum.
- Old Grizzly Adams
Mentioned indirectly as the old gardener who orchestrated the haunting.
Key passages
“I am going to sift this humbug to the bottom, even if I stay here forty nights in succession; and I am prepared to lay all 'spirits' that present themselves”
Kirby is determined to uncover the truth behind the haunting, no matter how long it takes.
Demonstrates Kirby's skepticism and resolve.
“I had two of Colt's best pistols in my pocket, and I thought I could shoot anything spiritual or material with these machines made in Connecticut.”
Kirby felt confident that his modern firearms could handle any ghost or trickster.
Highlights the contrast between superstition and practical technology.
“He saw that he was caught, and he earnestly begged me not to fire that American pistol at him.”
The old gardener realized he was discovered and pleaded for his life.
Shows the moment of revelation and the gardener's fear.