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The Devil’s Dictionary · Chapter

W explained

This chapter presents definitions for words beginning with W, including satirical takes on Wall Street, war, weather, weddings, werewolves, widows, wine, wit, witches, women, and worms'-meat.

What happens

This chapter presents definitions for words beginning with W, including satirical takes on Wall Street, war, weather, weddings, werewolves, widows, wine, wit, witches, women, and worms'-meat. Bierce's characteristic cynicism targets political figures, social conventions, and human folly.

Themes in this chapter

  • Hypocrisy and Duplicity

    The definition of 'Wall Street' and the poem about Carnegie highlight the hypocrisy of moral condemnation by the wealthy.

  • War and Violence

    The definition of 'War' presents it as a byproduct of peace and warns against professions of eternal amity.

  • Marriage and Gender Relations

    The definitions of 'Wedding', 'Widow', and 'Woman' offer cynical views on marriage, gender roles, and female nature.

  • Human Folly and Self-Deception

    The definition of 'Worms'-Meat' mocks the folly of building grand tombs, and 'Weather' satirizes the uselessness of weather forecasting.

Characters to notice

  • Andrew Carnegie

    Quoted and then satirized in a poem about Wall Street, accused of calling brokers parasites.

  • William Bryan

    Referenced in the poem about 'Whangdepootenawah' as having 'caught it'.

  • Christ

    Mentioned in the definition of 'Widow' for his tenderness toward widows.

  • David

    Referenced in the definition of 'Wrath' for incurring God's wrath by numbering his people.

  • Balthasar Pober

    Credited as the author of the definition of 'Woman'.

Key passages

  • War is a byproduct of the arts of peace. The most menacing political condition is a period of international amity.

    War emerges from peace; peace itself is the most dangerous political state.

    Bierce's cynical inversion of the common saying 'in time of peace prepare for war'.

  • Wedding: A ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.

    Marriage is a ceremony where two people try to unite, one person loses their identity, and the resulting union is barely tolerable.

    Bierce's darkly humorous take on the institution of marriage.

  • Woman: An animal usually living in the vicinity of Man, and having a rudimentary susceptibility to domestication.

    Woman is an animal that lives near man and can be somewhat tamed.

    A misogynistic definition typical of Bierce's era, attributed to Balthasar Pober.