The Cream of the Jest · Chapter
XXV: Byproducts of Rational Endeavor explained
Kennaston observes a series of historical vignettes where human ambition and rational endeavor produce unintended consequences.
What happens
Kennaston observes a series of historical vignettes where human ambition and rational endeavor produce unintended consequences. He witnesses an alchemist seeking eternal life who accidentally discovers gunpowder, then the dying Christopher Columbus lamenting his neglect despite having expanded the known world, and finally King Henry VIII being persuaded by Anne Boleyn to break with Rome for personal and political gain, leading to the English Reformation.
Themes in this chapter
Disillusionment and Cynicism
The chapter highlights how grand ambitions often lead to unintended, lesser outcomes, and how even great achievers like Columbus die in bitterness and neglect.
The Limitations of the Flesh
The alchemist's quest for eternal life underscores humanity's struggle against mortality, a central limitation of the flesh.
The Power of Storytelling
Kennaston's narrative frames these historical episodes as stories within a larger tale, showing how events are shaped by the stories we tell about them.
Characters to notice
- Felix Kennaston
The observer who moves through these historical scenes, witnessing the byproducts of human striving.
- Nan Boleyn
Appears at Blickling Hall, using her influence and wit to persuade King Henry VIII to defy the Pope and marry her.
- Henry VIII
The King who, motivated by lust and greed, is convinced by Anne Boleyn to break with Rome.
- Columbus
The aged, neglected admiral who discovered a new route to the Indies but dies unaware of his achievement's true significance.
Key passages
“There can be no doubt that Old Legion conspires to hinder the great work... To find the secret of eternal life, my son. What else is lacking?”
The alchemist believes Satan is obstructing his quest to discover the secret of immortality, which he sees as the ultimate human goal.
This introduces the theme of the limitations of the flesh and the alchemist's misguided ambition.
“He had doubled the world's size and resources, in his attempts to find some defenseless nation which could be plundered with impunity; and he was dying in ignorance of what his endeavors had achieved.”
Columbus expanded the known world and its wealth while seeking to exploit weaker peoples, but he died unaware of the true impact of his discoveries.
This highlights the irony and disillusionment of Columbus's life.
“So, between lust and greed, the King was persuaded. In the upshot, 'because'—as was duly set forth to his lieges—'a virtuous monarch ought to surround his throne with many peers of the worthiest of both sexes,' Mistress Anne Boleyn was created Marchioness of Pembroke...”
Henry VIII was swayed by his desire for Anne Boleyn and the wealth from church lands, leading to her elevation and the break with Rome, justified by a pretense of virtue.
This illustrates how personal motives drive historical events, cloaked in noble rhetoric.