The Autobiography of Mark Twain · Chapter
New York, Thursday, January 18, 1906 explained
Twain reflects on the funeral of John Malone, contrasting it with the lavish funeral of the Empress of Austria, and muses on the artificial inequalities of social class.
What happens
Twain reflects on the funeral of John Malone, contrasting it with the lavish funeral of the Empress of Austria, and muses on the artificial inequalities of social class. He also discusses Senator Tillman's criticism of President Roosevelt regarding the expulsion of Mrs. Morris from the White House, expressing approval of Tillman's points despite disliking him personally.
Themes in this chapter
Mortality and Loss
Twain contrasts the funerals of John Malone and the Empress of Austria, reflecting on death and the afterlife.
Social Class and Inequality
Twain notes the artificial inequalities between the rich Empress and poor John Malone, despite their equal worth.
Hypocrisy and Human Nature
Twain criticizes the silence of the nation and press regarding the White House incident, and Tillman's own moral failings.
Characters to notice
- Mark Twain
Narrator and observer, reflecting on funerals and political events.
- John Malone
Friend from the Players' Club, whose funeral Twain attended.
- Mrs. Morris
Subject of the White House expulsion controversy discussed by Tillman.
- Theodore Roosevelt
President criticized by Tillman for his handling of the Mrs. Morris incident.
Key passages
“There was no inequality between John Malone and the Empress except the artificial inequalities which have been invented and established by man's childish vanity.”
Twain observes that social rank is a human invention, and that in essential human qualities, the poor and the rich are equals.
Reflection on the artificial nature of class distinctions.
“The whole nation, and the entire press, have been sitting by in meek and slavish silence, everybody privately wishing... that some person with some sense of the proprieties would rise up and denounce this outrage as it ought to be denounced.”
Twain criticizes the public and media for their cowardly silence about the White House incident.
Critique of public complicity and lack of moral courage.