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Act I explained

A group of college students, including Bertie, Tommy, Spike, and Johnny, attend a football game in a rainy town.

What happens

A group of college students, including Bertie, Tommy, Spike, and Johnny, attend a football game in a rainy town. After missing their train, Tommy loses his ticket and is thrown off repeatedly, enduring a grueling journey home through rain, snow, and hardship. He finally arrives at Bertie's room, exhausted and disheveled, only to learn Bertie had found his ticket all along.

Characters to notice

  • Bertie Hey

    A college student who laughs at Tommy's misfortune after finding his lost ticket.

  • Tommy Migosh

    A student who loses his ticket and endures a long, painful journey home.

Key passages

  • I got blisters on my feet till it felt like I was walking on watermelons.

    My feet were so blistered that walking felt like stepping on watermelons.

    Tommy exaggerates the pain of his long walk.

  • May your children all have ingrown toenails.

    I hope your children suffer from painful toenails.

    Tommy curses the conductor after being thrown off the train.

Short Fiction — Act I Explained