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Chapter 1
Psmith, Journalist
Psmith and Billy Windsor take over the editorship of Cosy Moments and begin a crusade against the slum tenements owned by Stewart Waring, facing threats and violence from the gang led by Francis Parker.
Chapter 2
Cosy Moments
Mr. J. Fillken Wilberfloss, editor-in-chief of the domestic paper Cosy Moments, is forced by his doctor to take a ten-week holiday in the mountains, completely cut off from the paper. He leaves final instructions with his subeditor Billy Windsor, who is weary of the editor's repetitive advice. Wilberfloss warns about Mrs. Parslow's lateness and asks Windsor to correct B. Henderson Asher's humor, then departs, leaving Windsor to manage the paper.
Chapter 3
Billy Windsor
Billy Windsor, a tough and experienced journalist from the plains, works as the subeditor of Cosy Moments while dreaming of a post on a major New York daily. The office boy, Pugsy Maloney, rescues a cat from tormentors and brings it to the office. Billy notices the cat's leather collar, and Pugsy identifies it as belonging to his cousin, the gang leader Bat Jarvis. Billy decides to keep the cat and have Pugsy inform Bat Jarvis.
Chapter 4
At “The Gardenia”
Psmith, Mike, and Billy Windsor meet at a restaurant where Billy's cat causes a commotion. Psmith smooths things over with the headwaiter by pretending Billy is a duke, and they bond over their shared boredom with New York's decorum.
Chapter 5
Bat Jarvis
Billy Windsor brings Psmith and Mike to his modest apartment on East Fourteenth Street. While discussing the possibility of moving to cheaper lodgings, they are visited by Bat Jarvis, the leader of the Groome Street Gang, who has come to reclaim his lost cat. The encounter establishes a bond of gratitude between Billy and the formidable gang leader, as Psmith observes with characteristic wit.
Chapter 6
Planning Improvements
Psmith proposes a radical overhaul of Cosy Moments, convincing Billy Windsor to fire contributors like Luella Granville Waterman and transform the paper into a crusading, sensational publication. Billy agrees, and Psmith offers to serve as unpaid subeditor, while Mike provides moral support.
Chapter 7
The Tenements
Psmith and Mike explore the New York slums, where Psmith is struck by the appalling living conditions and decides to use Cosy Moments to expose the tenement owners. The chapter also covers the overhaul of the magazine after firing the old contributors, with Psmith and Billy Windsor planning to fill the paper with new content.
Chapter 8
Visitors at the Office
Psmith sees Mike off to Philadelphia, then heads to the Cosy Moments office where he finds a group of angry contributors—including Mr. Asher, Rev. Philpotts, and Waterman—waiting for the editor. Pugsy Maloney explains he could not stop them from barging in. Psmith decides to handle the situation with his diplomatic smile and honeyed words, noting it is fortunate Billy Windsor is out.
Chapter 9
The Honeyed Word
Psmith faces a delegation of disgruntled contributors—including B. Henderson Asher, Mr. Waterman, and the Rev. Edwin T. Philpotts—who have been dismissed by Billy Windsor. With charm and flattery, Psmith deflects their anger, explains that Wilberfloss is unreachable on holiday, and advises them to wait for his return. He then smooths tensions by inviting them all to lunch at the Knickerbocker.
Chapter 10
Full Steam Ahead
Psmith returns to the office and meets Kid Brady, a boxer from Wyoming. Billy Windsor explains the corruption in the boxing world and decides to back Brady. Psmith then proposes a campaign against the tenement housing abuses in Pleasant Street, aiming to expose the corrupt landlords. They plan to write a series of articles using general invective to stir public outrage.
Chapter 11
X: Going Some
In the third week of the new regime, Cosy Moments thrives under Psmith and Billy Windsor's leadership, with the Kid Brady autobiography and the tenement exposé driving sales. Mr. Francis Parker visits to bribe them into stopping the tenement articles, but Psmith and Billy refuse, leading to a tense confrontation.
Chapter 12
The Man at the Astor
After a seedy man sent by the tenement interests marks them, Psmith and Billy dine at the Astor roof garden for safety. A mysterious stranger warns them that Bat Jarvis refused a contract to harm them, but another gang will likely take the job. The stranger also reveals that a wealthy backer is behind the threats.
Chapter 13
A Red Taximeter
Psmith and Billy Windsor, after leaving the Astor Hotel, are approached by a suspicious stranger claiming to know Billy's father. Billy sees through the ruse and declines the invitation. They then notice a red taximeter cab following them. To confirm their suspicions, they take an uptown Elevated train, only to find the same cab waiting for them at the Fourteenth Street station, confirming they are being tailed.
Chapter 14
Reviewing the Situation
After the events at the Astor roof garden, Billy Windsor and Psmith discuss the dangers they face from New York's gangs. Billy offers Psmith a chance to quit, but Psmith insists on staying committed to the tenement exposé. They consider their risks and decide to recruit Kid Brady as a fighting editor for protection.
Chapter 15
XIV: The Highfield
Psmith and Billy Windsor travel to the Highfield Athletic and Gymnastic Club, a converted warehouse on the Harlem River that was formerly known as 'Swifty Bob's.' The club operates under the guise of exhibition sparring to avoid police raids. They attend a boxing match where Kid Brady, backed by Cosy Moments, faces Cyclone Al Wolmann. After a slow start, Brady endures heavy blows and eventually defeats Wolmann, prompting Psmith to declare it an omen for Cosy Moments.
Chapter 16
An Addition to the Staff
Psmith and Billy Windsor visit Kid Brady after his boxing match to offer him the position of fighting editor at Cosy Moments, anticipating trouble from a gang hired by their adversary. Kid Brady accepts the offer, refusing any salary out of gratitude. After leaving, the trio gets lost in a dark alley and is ambushed by a group of men, but Kid Brady quickly disarms one of the attackers with a blackjack.
Chapter 17
The First Battle
The staff of Cosy Moments, including Psmith, Billy Windsor, and Kid Brady, engage in a physical confrontation with a gang led by Jack Repetto. After Kid Brady knocks out Repetto, the gang ambushes them with gunfire, but the arrival of the police forces the gang to flee. The chapter highlights the violent escalation of the gang's opposition to the newspaper's exposé.
Chapter 18
Guerilla Warfare
After the initial skirmish with Repetto, Billy and Psmith realize that the gangster will likely escape justice through a false alibi, as predicted. Their victory turns to defeat when Repetto is indeed acquitted. Soon after, the gang escalates its campaign by attacking the paper's carriers, threatening distribution. Wheeler, the business manager, reports the attacks. Psmith proposes a new strategy: instead of waiting for someone else to expose the tenement owner, they will go undercover and question the rent collector directly to uncover the man behind the tenements.
Chapter 19
An Episode by the Way
Pugsy Maloney reports a gang conflict between the Table Hill and Three Points gangs, sparked by an altercation between Dude Dawson and 'Nigger' Coston at Shamrock Hall. Spider Reilly shoots Dawson, escalating tensions. Psmith notes the feud may be useful to their cause.
Chapter 20
XIX: In Pleasant Street
Psmith and Billy Windsor, with the help of Pugsy Maloney, investigate the tenements in Pleasant Street and learn that rent is collected monthly. They discover a young Italian boy, Giuseppe Orloni, whose father is in jail, leaving him unable to pay. They decide to pay his rent and confront the rent collector. After a tense wait, the rent collector arrives.
Chapter 21
XX: Cornered
Psmith and Billy Windsor corner the rent collector Gooch in a tenement to extract the name of the owner. Interrupted by Pugsy Maloney's warning that Spider Reilly and Jack Repetto's gang are closing in, they retreat to the roof via a skylight, taking Gooch with them. Psmith sends Pugsy to fetch Dude Dawson's gang as reinforcements, then prepares to defend the trapdoor. Gooch tries to alert the attackers, but Billy silences him as a head appears through the opening.
Chapter 22
The Battle of Pleasant Street
Psmith and Billy Windsor are trapped on a roof by the Three Pointers gang, but a diversion from the Table Hill contingent and a clever ladder maneuver allow them to escape with the incriminating paper from Gooch.
Chapter 23
Concerning Mr. Waring
Psmith and Billy Windsor discuss the identity of the slum landlord exposed by Gooch's confession: Stewart Waring, a former City Commissioner of Buildings who profited from corrupt contracts and is now running for Alderman. Psmith reveals he thwarted an attempt to steal the incriminating paper and mails it to the office to keep it safe.
Chapter 24
Reductions in the Staff
Psmith learns that Billy Windsor has been arrested for hitting a policeman during a raid on his building, which was actually a setup by their enemies to search their rooms. Psmith himself was also arrested in a similar raid but released. Kid Brady offers to cancel his fight to help, but Psmith insists he go ahead. Psmith considers recruiting Bat Jarvis as a sitzredakteur to handle physical threats while he focuses on the literary side of Cosy Moments.
Chapter 25
A Gathering of Cat Specialists
Psmith and Mike visit Bat Jarvis to enlist his help against the Three Points gang, using Mike's pretended expertise in cats to win Jarvis's favor.
Chapter 26
Trapped
Psmith receives protection from Bat Jarvis and Long Otto against the Three Pointers. After a visit from Comrade Parker, Psmith gets a note from Billy Windsor who has escaped from prison. As Psmith tries to go to Billy, Parker forces his way into the cab and holds him at gunpoint.
Chapter 27
A Friend in Need
Psmith is kidnapped by Comrade Parker, who holds him at gunpoint in a taxicab. Psmith engages Parker in witty banter to buy time and assess his options, but Parker remains vigilant. The cab leaves Manhattan for open country, where Parker intends to act. A tire burst forces the cab to stop, and Kid Brady arrives on the scene, offering a potential rescue.
Chapter 28
Psmith Concludes His Ride
Psmith escapes from Comrade Parker's captivity during a taxi ride when Kid Brady and his sparring partners happen upon the broken-down cab. Psmith disarms Parker and knocks him out, then spends a pleasant afternoon at Brady's training camp. He returns to New York confident that the opposition's violent tactics have been neutralized by Bat Jarvis's protection. The next day, Parker calls to arrange a meeting with Stewart Waring, but Psmith refuses to leave the office. A telegram from Wilberfloss announces his imminent return.
Chapter 29
XXVIII: Standing Room Only
Mr. Wilberfloss returns to Cosy Moments and confronts Psmith about the changes made to the paper. Psmith reveals that he is the acting editor, appointed by Billy Windsor, who is now in prison for hitting a policeman. The office is crowded with Wilberfloss's supporters, Bat Jarvis, Long Otto, and their animals, leading to chaos. Psmith defends the new direction of the paper, citing increased circulation and the popularity of Kid Brady's boxing memoirs.
Chapter 30
The Knockout for Mr. Waring
Psmith reveals to Mr. Wilberfloss and the assembled contributors that he is the new proprietor of Cosy Moments, having purchased it from Mr. White. He then confronts Mr. Stewart Waring, the owner of the Pleasant Street Tenements, who threatens legal action but ultimately capitulates. Psmith outlines a plan to restore the paper to its original harmless format and secures Mr. Wilberfloss's cooperation.
Chapter 31
Conclusion
In a cozy Cambridge room, Psmith reflects contentedly on recent events: Stewart Waring's electoral defeat, Kid Brady's boxing victory, and the ongoing success of Cosy Moments under Wilberfloss. He muses on the peaceful moment shared with Mike, who drifts off to sleep, and Psmith himself soon follows, content with the outcome of their adventures.
