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An Extempore explained

The Princess and her servants—a Dwarf, a Fool, and an Ape—arrive at the Faery's Court only to find no one home.

What happens

The Princess and her servants—a Dwarf, a Fool, and an Ape—arrive at the Faery's Court only to find no one home. The Princess threatens them with a switch, but the Dwarf explains the three great crimes in Faeryland that led to their transformations. Despite the warning, the Princess decides to break in using a picklock from the Ape. Left alone, the Mule (formerly a Prince) frees himself from his tack with the help of thievish Monkey-men and escapes.

Themes in this chapter

  • Social Critique and Mortality

    The poem satirizes vanity and the folly of human (and fairy) behavior, as the Princess's insistence on entering despite warnings leads to potential consequences.

  • Dreams and Escape

    The Mule's escape from servitude and the magical transformations of the servants highlight themes of liberation and the desire to break free from constraints.

Characters to notice

  • Princess

    The fretful and vain Princess who insists on entering the Faery's Court despite warnings.

  • Fortune's Fool

    The Mule, formerly a Prince, who rejoices in his freedom after the Princess leaves.

  • Eban

    The Dwarf servant who explains the three great crimes in Faeryland.

  • Hildebrand

    The Fool servant, a grown-up Prince who snored at a faery Ball.

  • Child

    The Ape servant, formerly a Prince who picklocked a faery's boudoir.

Key passages

  • Women gain little from experience Either in Lovers, husbands, or expense. The more their beauty the more fortune too⁠— Beauty before the wide world never knew⁠— So each fair reasons⁠—though it oft miscarries.

    Women do not learn from their experiences with love, marriage, or spending money. The more beautiful a woman is, the more luck she expects, but this reasoning often fails.

    A cynical observation on the naivety of women who rely on their beauty to navigate the world.

  • O King of Otaheite⁠—though a Mule, ‘Aye, every inch a King’⁠—though ‘Fortune’s Fool,’ Well done⁠—for by what Mr. Dwarfy said I would not give a sixpence for her head.

    Even though I am a mule, I am still a king at heart, despite being a fool of fortune. Based on what the Dwarf said, I wouldn't risk anything for the Princess's safety.

    The Mule asserts his royal identity and dismisses the Princess's fate.