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To Make Crumbobblious Cutlets explained
A nonsensical recipe for preparing Crumbobblious Cutlets, involving absurdly fine mincing, brushing with a clothes-brush, stirring with a salt-spoon or soup-ladle, sunning on a roof, and adding bizarre ingredients like lavender, oil of almo
What happens
A nonsensical recipe for preparing Crumbobblious Cutlets, involving absurdly fine mincing, brushing with a clothes-brush, stirring with a salt-spoon or soup-ladle, sunning on a roof, and adding bizarre ingredients like lavender, oil of almonds, herring-bones, and clarified Crumbobblious sauce before serving in a tablecloth or napkin.
Themes in this chapter
Nonsense and Absurdity
The entire recipe is a parody of cookery instructions, with impossible steps and ridiculous ingredients, epitomizing Lear's love of absurdity.
Key passages
“Procure some strips of beef, and, having cut them into the smallest possible slices, proceed to cut them still smaller—eight, or perhaps nine times.”
Take beef strips and mince them repeatedly, far beyond any practical need.
Highlights the absurd precision and excess of the recipe.
“Place the whole in a saucepan, and remove it to a sunny place—say the roof of the house, if free from sparrows or other birds—and leave it there for about a week.”
Put the mixture in a saucepan and leave it on the roof for a week, provided birds won't disturb it.
Emphasizes the impractical and whimsical cooking method.