Golf Stories · Chapter
A Woman Is Only a Woman explained
The Oldest Member reflects on the dangers of love for a golfer, using the story of Peter Willard and James Todd.
What happens
The Oldest Member reflects on the dangers of love for a golfer, using the story of Peter Willard and James Todd. The two friends, equally incompetent at golf, both fall for Grace Forrester, but when she reveals her disdain for the game, they recoil in horror and rededicate themselves to golf, reinforcing their bond and commitment to the sport.
Themes in this chapter
Obsession and Devotion
Peter and James's unwavering dedication to golf overrides their romantic interests, illustrating the theme of devotion to the game as a higher calling.
Love and Marriage
The chapter explores the conflict between romantic love and golf, warning that love can be a dangerous distraction for a golfer if the partner does not share the passion.
Humor and Absurdity
The exaggerated horror of the characters upon hearing Grace's blasphemy against golf, and the comedic comparison of their escape to a golf shot, highlight the absurdity of their priorities.
Characters to notice
- Peter Willard
Large and tall golfer, deeply devoted to the game; he and James Todd are inseparable friends and equally poor players.
- James Todd
Small and slender golfer, shares a mutual incompetence and love for golf with Peter; he is horrified when Grace Forrester dismisses the sport.
- Grace Forrester
The object of both Peter and James's affections; she reveals her contempt for golf, calling it 'the silliest game ever invented,' which repels both suitors.
- Freddie Woosley
Mentioned as a young golfer whose mashie-shot drops weakly into the lake, observed from the club terrace.
Key passages
“A woman is only a woman, but a hefty drive is a slosh.”
A woman is just a woman, but a powerful golf drive is truly impressive.
The Oldest Member's concluding aphorism, prioritizing golf over romantic love.
“Love is an emotion which your true golfer should always treat with suspicion.”
A dedicated golfer should be wary of falling in love.
The Oldest Member's opening warning about the risks of love for golfers.
“Golf bores me pallid. I think it is the silliest game ever invented!”
Golf bores me to death; it's the most ridiculous game ever created.
Grace Forrester's dismissive comment about golf, which horrifies James Todd.