Captain Jinks, Hero · Chapters
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Chapter companions for Captain Jinks, Hero by Ernest Howard Crosby.
Chapter 1
Dedication
The book is dedicated to F. C.
Chapter 2
Captain Jinks, Hero
Sam Jinks, now a captain, is celebrated as a hero after the Battle of San Diego, but his internal disillusionment and the absurdities of military life begin to surface.
Chapter 3
I: A Bombshell
Sam Jinks receives a box of lead soldiers for his sixth birthday, sparking an intense fascination with military life and heroism. His obsession grows as he joins the John Wesley Boys' Brigade, eventually becoming its captain and moving his family to Homeville to pursue his military ambitions.
Chapter 4
II: East Point
Sam Jinks, now too old for the Boys' Brigade, convinces his father Colonel Jinks to secure him a cadetship at East Point through his uncle, Congressman George Jinks. He leaves Homeville with dreams of military glory, carrying his childhood lead soldier as a talisman. At East Point, he is ecstatic about the military environment, excelling in drills and cavalry. He and his tent-mate Cleary are hazed by upperclassmen, but Sam endures the hazing with a sense of honor and martyrdom, seeing it as a rite of passage.
Chapter 5
III: Love and Combat
Sam Jinks navigates the social hierarchy at East Point, developing a crush on a mysterious young woman, Miss Hunter, while also being forced into a brutal boxing match with upperclassman Starkie. After the fight, Sam ends up in the hospital, delirious and feverish, where he reflects on his hazing with misplaced pride and a desire for visible proof of his suffering.
Chapter 6
War and Business
Sam Jinks, now a fourth-class man at East Point, becomes the object of Marian Hunter's calculated affections. Marian, a seasoned flirt, sees Sam as a promising soldier and begins to cultivate his interest. War is declared against the Castalian monarchy over the Cubapine Islands, and Sam resigns from East Point to accept a commission as captain of volunteers, aided by his uncle's political influence and Cleary's schemes. Cleary introduces Sam to a war editor who candidly explains that the war was manufactured by the press to boost circulation, and that Sam's heroism will be crafted through publicity. Sam naively accepts this, dreaming of glory.
Chapter 7
V: Slowburgh
Sam visits his uncle in Slowburgh, a small seaport, and reflects on the war and his role as a soldier. He encounters a pensioner who complains about his benefits, and later discusses with Cleary the moral justifications for imposing American civilization on the Cubapinos, including questionable business practices. Sam agrees to provide personal materials for publicity.
Chapter 8
Off for the Cubapines
Sam receives his commission and rushes to catch a transport to the Cubapines, accompanied by Cleary. Upon arrival, they witness the aftermath of a naval battle and Sam reports to Colonel Booth. Cleary discusses his plans to write articles for magazines and mentions the Benevolent Assimilation Company. They meet Captain Foster, who describes the military situation and the challenges of occupation, including the spread of disease among soldiers and natives.
Chapter 9
VII: The Battle of San Diego
Sam is assigned to General Laughter's staff through Cleary's influence, but finds headquarters chaotic. During the Battle of San Diego, he takes command of a disorganized regiment, leads them forward under fire, and turns the tide. Cleary later praises him as a hero and plans favorable press coverage.
Chapter 10
Among the Moritos
Sam and his companions are captured by the Morito tribe after getting lost in the mountains. They engage in a philosophical discussion with Chief Carlos about obedience, military duty, and cultural differences, while Cleary's flippant remarks and attempts to connect with the chief create tension. The chapter also reveals that the victory at San Diego was due to a mix-up in orders, leading Sam to question his role in the battle.
Chapter 11
On Duty at Havilla
Sam returns to Havilla as a celebrated hero after the successful subjugation of the Moritos. He is promoted to major and then colonel, feted by civil commissioners, and becomes the army's most famous officer. With Cleary, he suppresses a native printing of the Declaration of Independence, burns the circulars, and censors news that might undermine the Administration's narrative of total victory, despite ongoing resistance.
Chapter 12
A Great Military Exploit
Sam approves a sergeant's plan to forge a letter from General Baluna to Gomaldo, leading a disguised expedition that captures Gomaldo without casualties. Despite the success, Sam feels conflicted about the dishonorable methods used.
Chapter 13
A Dinner Party at Gin-Sin
Colonel Jinks and Cleary arrive in Porsslania amid the aftermath of a brutal foreign intervention. They attend a dinner party where a jingoistic song is performed, and they witness the desolation of the land, including floating corpses and vultures. The chapter satirizes imperialism, missionary hypocrisy, and the dehumanization of native peoples.
Chapter 14
XII: The Great White Temple
Sam and Cleary journey upriver toward the Imperial City, witnessing horrific atrocities and the brutal treatment of natives. They encounter an Anglian officer who casually executes a wounded old woman. Upon reaching the Imperial City, Sam oversees the looting and burning of a great temple, where he reunites with Josh Thatcher, a former townsman who revels in the war's license. As the temple burns, a falling beam crushes Sam's leg, requiring amputation.
Chapter 15
The Warlord
Sam Jinks meets the Emperor, who praises his obedience and decorates him with the Green Cockatoo. Cleary exploits the incident for publicity. The Emperor reveals a plan to execute prisoners convicted of lese-majesty, forcing Sam to confront his own conscience: he realizes he cannot shoot Marian Hunter under orders, shattering his ideal of the perfect soldier. The chapter ends with the Emperor demanding a war and ordering von Balderdash to provide an enemy.
Chapter 16
XIV: Home Again
Sam returns home to a hero's welcome, but feels unworthy of the adulation. He is mobbed by women kissing him, celebrated in a popular song, and inundated with political and commercial opportunities. Cleary urges him to run for President, while Sam worries about Marian's reaction to the kissing. A philosophical discussion with Chung Tu critiques militarism and the absurdity of war.
Chapter 17
XV: Politics
Sam and Marian's marriage triggers a massive public backlash. The press turns on Sam, accusing him of insulting women by ending his kissing tour and of deceiving the public about his engagement. His war record is attacked, and his presidential candidacy collapses. Cleary reports that Sam's name has lost commercial value and that Jonas considers him unelectable. Sam, disillusioned and sick, decides to go home.
Chapter 18
XVI: The End
Sam Jinks, now a broken man, is taken to Slowburgh where his health deteriorates rapidly. Cleary witnesses a patriotic celebration for returning soldiers, exposing the hypocrisy of the military spirit. Sam is eventually declared insane and confined to an asylum, where he fixates on his lead soldiers and dies of filariasis.
