# To the New One explained — Poetry > Chapter companion for Poetry by Ring Lardner. ## What happens A humorous and affectionate poem addressed to a newborn named Phil, reflecting on the joys and challenges of being a boy, contrasting it with the imagined life of a girl named Barbara, and offering a lighthearted welcome to the world. ## Themes in this chapter ### Humor and Satire The poem uses playful exaggeration and wit to discuss gender roles and the realities of growing up. ### Innocence and Growth Addresses the newborn's future journey from childhood to adulthood, including work, responsibility, and personal development. ## Character check-ins ### Unknown Narrator The speaker, likely a parent or older sibling, addresses the newborn Phil with affectionate teasing. ### Brother John Mentioned as someone who will pick on Phil, suggesting sibling rivalry. ### Barbara Imagined alternative name for Phil, used to contrast the expectations of raising a girl versus a boy. ## Key lines > Some people think it is a shame That Barbara is not your name. Some folks are disappointed you weren't named Barbara. _Opens with a light jab at those who expected a girl._ > If you were Barbara, I know You'd cost your dad a lot more dough, And when you maried, it would be Like last night's second round⁠—on me. If you were a girl, you'd be more expensive for your father, and your wedding would cost me dearly. _Humorous commentary on the financial burdens of raising a daughter._ > I guess it's tough on you, old head For some day you must earn your bread. You'll have to work, you'll have to save, And, worst of all, you'll have to shave. Life will be hard for you, little one; eventually you'll need to work, save money, and shave. _Acknowledges the future hardships of manhood with a comedic tone._ ## Links - HTML: https://www.betterreads.online/discover/poetry_19_se/chapters/to-the-new-one - Book: https://www.betterreads.online/discover/poetry_19_se - All chapters: https://www.betterreads.online/discover/poetry_19_se/chapters